Favorite Ad One-Liners

[moldyoldie]

Dad, bursting into teenage daughter's bedroom: "You must be Steven's phone."
Boyfriend in window slinks back down the trellis.
-Xfinity

[Turkeytop]

The Geico commercial where the lizard wins a stuffed lizard in a carnival game. The stuffed toy is bigger tan he is and he's carrying it in front of him. A couple walking around sees it and the woman says "It looks more real on TV."

[Turkeytop]

Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks

Mind if I root through your trash?

[moldyoldie]

Mayhem, as your cat: "I'm a billion years of tiger DNA ready to pounce."
-Allstate

[SolarMax]

"Libbity Bibbity"

[craig11152]

Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks

Mind if I root through your trash?

I haven't seen that one but I got a good laugh reading your version.

[SolarMax]

Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks

Mind if I root through your trash?

The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.

[Ed Joseph]

I've fallen, and I can't get up!

I finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"

[Ed Joseph]

"Fifty Watts per channel, babycakes!"
-Highland Appliance

To this day, I still say this!

[Ed Joseph]

"Libbity Bibbity"

It's now what I call them! And that stupid jingle SUCKS!!

[Ed Joseph]

My all-time favorite... "It's not plastic, it's rich, Corinthian Leather" LOL
Now, I always say, "it's rich, Corinthian plastic"!!

[moldyoldie]

Mayhem, as a gentle breeze: "Poets write about me, antiperspirants want to be like me."
-Allstate

[sfpcc]

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Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks[quote] Mind if I root through your trash?[/quote]
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The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
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I thought the Robotussin Bear was Ray Romano, (I could be wrong.)

[moldyoldie]

Dad turtle driving his turtle family at 10 mph through a field: "My whole body is a compass."
-Comcast Xfinity

[SolarMax]

"Whoa! We got a wobbler!...That's what the extra menu's for!"
- Geico "Like your Parents"