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Favorite Ad One-Liners

A forum devoted to the Advertising Industry. A place not just to discuss the ads you see & hear, but also the business side of the industry.
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Dad, bursting into teenage daughter's bedroom: "You must be Steven's phone."
Boyfriend in window slinks back down the trellis. :lol
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The Geico commercial where the lizard wins a stuffed lizard in a carnival game. The stuffed toy is bigger tan he is and he's carrying it in front of him. A couple walking around sees it and the woman says "It looks more real on TV."
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Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
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Mayhem, as your cat: "I'm a billion years of tiger DNA ready to pounce." :lol
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"Libbity Bibbity"
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Turkeytop wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
I haven't seen that one but I got a good laugh reading your version.
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Turkeytop wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
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sfpcc wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:00 pm I've fallen, and I can't get up!
I finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"
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SolarMax wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:43 am "Fifty Watts per channel, babycakes!"
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To this day, I still say this!
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SolarMax wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm "Libbity Bibbity"
It's now what I call them! And that stupid jingle SUCKS!!
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My all-time favorite... "It's not plastic, it's rich, Corinthian Leather" LOL
Now, I always say, "it's rich, Corinthian plastic"!!
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Mayhem, as a gentle breeze: "Poets write about me, antiperspirants want to be like me."
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Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks[quote] Mind if I root through your trash?[/quote]
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The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
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I thought the Robotussin Bear was Ray Romano, (I could be wrong.)
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Dad turtle driving his turtle family at 10 mph through a field: "My whole body is a compass."
-Comcast Xfinity
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"Whoa! We got a wobbler!...That's what the extra menu's for!"
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