Favorite Ad One-Liners

[matt1]

"Remember you said that next week was last week (yea), it's next week" The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints "The Mormons" (1976, 1977) (10 second commercial).

[matt1]

"No ifs ands or buts, shoplifting is stealing" (1976) (10 second commercial)

[moldyoldie]

Ancient Chinese secret. (Calgon)

I still say that when asked my secret whatever. Sometimes I change the nationality when appropriate.

[matt1]

Calgon, take me away!! Calgon baths, lose yourself in luxury!!

[sfpcc]

"Lee was right there when my dad got T Boned in Taylor." (Lee Steinberg Attorney.)

(I know lawyer ads are annoying but that sound like a messed up Dear Abby letter.)

[SolarMax]

"The Desert Never Lies"
- State Farm auto insurance spot

[MotorCityRadioFreak]

"Beef, it's what's for dinner..."

[kager]

"I think the world is a better place when more people are drinking..."

[lousy edit job]

"...Michigan beer."

[matt1]

"People stop pollution, people can stop it!!" (the late crying Iron Eyes Cody) "Keep America Beautiful" (1971 - 1976).

[matt1]

"See the USA In Your Chevrolet"!! (1976)

[matt1]

"You asked for it, you got it Toyota!!" (1978)

[matt1]

"Phillips 66 it's the performance that counts"!

[matt1]

"Total is here the international gasoline"

[moldyoldie]

"I think the world is a better place when more people are drinking..."

[lousy edit job]

"...Michigan beer."

Good one! That pricked up my ears as well. It could get him re-elected.

[Turkeytop]

"You asked for it, you got it Toyota!!" (1978)

"You got it, Pontiac" (1985)