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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:28 am

I'm not a doctor but I play one of TV.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:53 pm

Disgruntled worker: "Isn't that your job, AT&T?
AT&T: I don't think so, no. No, that doesn't sound like me at all." :lol:
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:22 pm

We've got gristle Pot Pies, (The Geico Racoons.)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Musicrewired » Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:17 pm

"We do have a Ratt problem." GEICO.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by matt1 » Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:32 pm

Ajax "Stronger Than Dirt!!" (also heard in The Doors 1969 song "Touch Me") when the late Jim Morrison says that at the end of the song!! By the way, the STEREO 45 version does not have him saying that slogan!! Also the 2 disc CD set of The Doors "Singles A's & B's" which came out in October of 2017 also does not have it!!



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:03 pm

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Ajax "Stronger Than Dirt!!" (also heard in The Doors 1969 song "Touch Me") when the late Jim Morrison says that at the end of the song!! By the way, the STEREO 45 version does not have him saying that slogan!! Also the 2 disc CD set of The Doors "Singles A's & B's" which came out in October of 2017 also does not have it!!
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There's a instrumental on The Grateful Dead's album Blues For Allah called King Solomon's Marbles: Part 1 STRONGER THAN Dirt: Part 2 Milkin The Turkey.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:46 am

SolarMax wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm
"Libbity Bibbity"
I've gotta admit, ever since you posted this I've been cracking up every time I hear it! :lol


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Musicrewired » Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:39 pm

Ed Joseph wrote:
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sfpcc wrote:
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I've fallen, and I can't get up!
I finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"
https://youtu.be/WuehUP1I1zI

The Dr. Demento Show used to air the song.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:48 pm

Drop the Taco. Get in the car. (Nissan Sentra ad featuring Brie Larson.)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:15 am

Oreo O's Cereal

"There we go"



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:51 pm

Oreo O's Cereal

Sounds like Cookie Crisp.

"My name is Darrel." (Progressive commercial featuring an emotionally needy Bigfoot.)

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by UP906 » Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:30 am

"So easy a caveman can do it."


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by kager » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:11 pm

"There are secrets the credit card companies don't want you to know."

"Don't take AmalgamatedDrug if you're allergic to AmalgamatedDrug."


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Jul 15, 2020 1:54 pm

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:21 pm

Ring around the collar (Whisk? I could be wrong)

Ancient Chinese secret huh. (Calgon)

My girdle is killing me! (Playtex, a million years before Spanx.)



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