How much does the facist weigh thread...

[Honeyman]

Our 4 time indicted former president will be getting booked and mug shotted tomorrow and will have his height and weight taken for all to see. In the spirit of friendly competition, how much do you think the fat fuck will weigh in at?

I'm guessing conservatively at 272. Three bills is not out of the question.

[Matt]

I don't think FIRED President Trump is a fascist - he's just a fuckin' idiot of the highest degree. That said: 285.

[Mega Hertz]

Put me down for $5 on 312. What's the over/under?

[Rate This]

I’ll go 297

[bmw]

The official over/under is 278.5. I'll take the under, by a whisker, and say 277.

You can also bet on the primary color of his tie, whether or not he'll be wearing a MAGA hat when he turns himself in, and whether or not he'll be smiling/smirking in his mug shot.

[Deleted User 9015]

The official over/under is 278.5. I'll take the under, by a whisker, and say 277.

You can also bet on the primary color of his tie, whether or not he'll be wearing a MAGA hat when he turns himself in, and whether or not he'll be smiling/smirking in his mug shot.

I would take the over. People don't really realize how tall he is. He give like a 5'9-5'10 appearance. He's 6'3. The BMI chart puts him at about a 34. I feel like he is closer to morbid obesity than being overweight.

[Turkeytop]

Whatever they say will be FAKE NEWS.

[kager]

Whatever they say will be FAKE NEWS.

Maybe in news-starved Canada.

In US, it'll just be a thread on the BB.

[Deleted User 15924]

I would take the over. People don't really realize how tall he is. He give like a 5'9-5'10 appearance. He's 6'3. The BMI chart puts him at about a 34. I feel like he is closer to morbid obesity than being overweight.

Honeyman appears to be the lowest at 272. Even with now knowing his height, I think everyone is a little high.
I know I'll get flamed for this, but I want to put him at about 260. Let's see if I'm way off.

[zzand]

You beat me to it, I was going to say 260 as well. So no one streamed the love fest with Trump and Tucker?

[TC Talks]

267 Red tie, no hat, and a smirk

[bmw]

The payout for a smirk is pretty good at +400 odds. Out of all the funny prop bets, this one looks tempting.

I watched about half of the Tucker Trump interview. Trump seemed more subdued than his normal self - I think all the indictments are starting to take their toll on him, whether he will admit to it or not. He did have a funny line about Biden not being able to lift a beach chair.

[Matt]

The payout for a smirk is pretty good at +400 odds. Out of all the funny prop bets, this one looks tempting.

I watched about half of the Tucker Trump interview. Trump seemed more subdued than his normal self - I think all the indictments are starting to take their toll on him, whether he will admit to it or not. He did have a funny line about Biden not being able to lift a beach chair.

Did you finally get tennis elbow?

[bmw]

Did you finally get tennis elbow?

I rate this joke a 4 out of 10.

[teetoppz28]

The payout for a smirk is pretty good at +400 odds. Out of all the funny prop bets, this one looks tempting.

I watched about half of the Tucker Trump interview. Trump seemed more subdued than his normal self - I think all the indictments are starting to take their toll on him, whether he will admit to it or not. He did have a funny line about Biden not being able to lift a beach chair.

Did you finally get tennis elbow?

#micdrop

OMFG... now I have to clean the coffee from my laptop...