Apparently he’s advertising on the radio now.
Johnny Burke: So, I hear you’re desperate for sales leads.
Elvis: Uuuuuuh huh! You’ve got that right Burkey momma. Don’t be cruel, call the King whether you’re buying or selling.
Johnny Burke: Well, we’ve got to make a living somehow. We former broadcasters either sell cars, homes, or become shills for local government.
Elvis: You just get back in that doghole and tell the people to call me!
Johnny Burke: That’s foxhole you idiot.
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ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!
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Oh, it happened.
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Neither one can afford one, but okay.
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It’s “McDonalds.”ajkeller9 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:49 pmAnd mannnnn welcome back to me! I haven’t been on this site for a minute since I’ve left Tv. Mostly because my internet got cut when I realized I couldn’t afford my MacDonalds!!
Good thing Google Alerts work though. They bring me back to the buzzboard! Where Elvis Keller was given birth
And okay, here’s what was actually said in the commercial:
“Are you lonesome tonight? Stuck paying day-to-day at the Heartbreak Hotel in the ghetto? Well, it’s now or never to call me and make my prepaid cell phone all shook up! You want a little less conversation and a little more real estate action? I’m the agent that’s always on your mind. So don’t be cruel, don’t get stuck in that Kentucky rain, give me a call and get into a house today! Or, send a letter that won’t get returned to sender! Act in the next few weeks or you may have a Blue Christmas.”
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All I know is that Andrew is a very sweaty, sweaty man.
https://www.wnem.com/news/tv-s-meg-mcle ... ea7b5.html
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This may be the most publicly ever received. You’re welcome.
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He may be a sweaty-head, but you’re 100% wrong.DAC wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:50 pmYes, every business man needs some "publicly!" Dickhead.lovinlife101 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:36 amThis may be the most publicly ever received. You’re welcome.