Apparently he’s advertising on the radio now.
Johnny Burke: So, I hear you’re desperate for sales leads.
Elvis: Uuuuuuh huh! You’ve got that right Burkey momma. Don’t be cruel, call the King whether you’re buying or selling.
Johnny Burke: Well, we’ve got to make a living somehow. We former broadcasters either sell cars, homes, or become shills for local government.
Elvis: You just get back in that doghole and tell the people to call me!
Johnny Burke: That’s foxhole you idiot.
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ELVIS KELLER HOME SELLER!!!
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Oh, it happened.
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Neither one can afford one, but okay.
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It’s “McDonalds.”ajkeller9 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:49 pmAnd mannnnn welcome back to me! I haven’t been on this site for a minute since I’ve left Tv. Mostly because my internet got cut when I realized I couldn’t afford my MacDonalds!!
Good thing Google Alerts work though. They bring me back to the buzzboard! Where Elvis Keller was given birth![]()
And okay, here’s what was actually said in the commercial:
“Are you lonesome tonight? Stuck paying day-to-day at the Heartbreak Hotel in the ghetto? Well, it’s now or never to call me and make my prepaid cell phone all shook up! You want a little less conversation and a little more real estate action? I’m the agent that’s always on your mind. So don’t be cruel, don’t get stuck in that Kentucky rain, give me a call and get into a house today! Or, send a letter that won’t get returned to sender! Act in the next few weeks or you may have a Blue Christmas.”
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All I know is that Andrew is a very sweaty, sweaty man.
https://www.wnem.com/news/tv-s-meg-mcle ... ea7b5.html
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This may be the most publicly ever received. You’re welcome.
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He may be a sweaty-head, but you’re 100% wrong.DAC wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:50 pmYes, every business man needs some "publicly!" Dickhead.lovinlife101 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:36 amThis may be the most publicly ever received. You’re welcome.