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Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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audiophile
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Black eyes are common when get getting hit with this board.
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Rate This
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Bryce wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 10:50 am
Rate This wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 8:35 am
Bryce wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 8:31 am
Round Six wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 7:32 am

Not that I know of. I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?
They're deere crossings.
Tractors a popular mobility device there?
The reason they are referred to as deere crossings is because they have to cross on their way to the john. Plus Canadians spell things funny. Like Colour.
I like my joke better.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Matt wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 8:12 am
Round Six wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 7:32 am ... I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?
I've heard they do, but you can ask for the signs to be moved. The only problem is that only the middle class are allowed to file a request, since it requires an app.
Good one.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Did someone actually take something seriously here?

C’mon now ….. we all should know better than that.

Beer…. Sounds like we need some here anyways ;-)


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Bryce
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 am
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 11:23 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 8:53 pm
kager wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
My wife said the same thing after we got married
Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.
I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 am
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 11:23 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 8:53 pm
kager wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
My wife said the same thing after we got married
Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.
I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?
Now that's just over the line.
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Mega Hertz
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Neckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:56 pm
Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 am
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 11:23 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 8:53 pm
kager wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
My wife said the same thing after we got married
Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.
I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?
Now that's just over the line.
Fuck no it wasn't 🤣

I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:30 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:56 pm
Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 am
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 11:23 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 8:53 pm
kager wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
My wife said the same thing after we got married
Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.
I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?
Now that's just over the line.
Fuck no it wasn't 🤣

I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.
Don't encourage him!!
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Bryce
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Neckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:11 pm
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:30 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:56 pm
Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:43 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 2:09 am
Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 11:23 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 8:53 pm
kager wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
My wife said the same thing after we got married
Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.
I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.
Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?
Now that's just over the line.
Fuck no it wasn't 🤣

I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.
Don't encourage him!!
Next time, invite your friends...

12 Crowd-Worthy Cream Pie Recipes


https://www.allrecipes.com/cream-pie-recipes-7559185
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...
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teetoppz28
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 am Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...
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Rate This
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 am Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...
Good god man….
Donald Trump… In your guts you know he’s nuts.

The Resistance begins now.

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Dear America… you were warned.
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Honeyman
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Rate This wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:18 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 am Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...
Good god man….
If he had just left out "Grandma".....
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Honeyman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:21 pm
Rate This wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:18 pm
Neckbeard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:43 am Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...
Good god man….
If he had just left out "Grandma".....
would you prefer grandpa?

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