How do you know you are staying at a luxurious hotel?

[Matt]

They all have phones. Literally all of them. It’s a job requirement.

Is it also a job requirement that they must never ever look at a real clock?

Of course, luxury hotels don't want to subject their guests to the sight of a clock. They also don't want to subject their guests to the sight of a working class guy in the lobby or in the dining room.

A phone always displays the correct time.

[Turkeytop]

A phone always displays the correct time.

So does a clock, with a lot less effort.

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A phone always displays the correct time.

So does a clock, with a lot less effort.

Actually if you lose power the phone still displays the correct time. You have to fuck with the clock.

[Turkeytop]

You have to fuck with the clock.

You're confusing me with JD Vance.

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You have to fuck with the clock.

You're confusing me with JD Vance.

I don’t know if he has the time for that… he’s got couches that need his attention.

[Turkeytop]

Actually if you lose power the phone still displays the correct time. You have to fuck with the clock.

So we should all carry a cell phone just in case there's ever a power outage at a luxury hotel we're staying in. In that event we should always take along rappelling gear too, because the elevators will be inoperative and the stair wells could be clogged with upper class guests trying to escape with their gold plated iphones and their Rimowa luggage.

[bmw]

The anti-clock sentiment expressed by some in this thread might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet.

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The anti-clock sentiment expressed by some in this thread might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet.

I’m not sure exactly which side you’re taking…

[Turkeytop]

The anti-clock sentiment expressed by some in this thread might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet.

I’m not sure exactly which side you’re taking…

Must be you. I'm a clock enthusiast.

[bmw]

You have to fuck with the clock.

You're confusing me with JD Vance.

I don’t know if he has the time for that… he’s got couches that need his attention.

Was this an intentional pun?

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You have to fuck with the clock.

You're confusing me with JD Vance.

I don’t know if he has the time for that… he’s got couches that need his attention.

Was this an intentional pun?

Yes I did that on purpose, I wanted to make a second one around the couches but couldn’t come up with another.

[Matt]

The anti-clock sentiment expressed by some in this thread might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet.

Clocks are pretty much as useful as VCRs.

[Turkeytop]

You have to fuck with the clock.

You cant fuck with a clock but it can give you a hand job.

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You have to fuck with the clock.

You cant fuck with a lock but it can give you a hand job.

And a cell phone can play the video of it all happening.

[craig11152]

A clock is anything that tells the time. The aap on my phone that tells the time is called a clock.
I do wear a watch because it's easier than pulling my phone out of my pocket to check the time.