Ron Cameron

[Momo]

From the Tracewski Family Blog:

https://whistlermuseum.files.wordpress. ... 08/bx1.jpg

[Momo]

Ron again going in on Bertuzzi for not "getting tested." Does he really not know the difference between a test and a vaccine?

Ron's not one to dive too deep into the weeds.

[Momo]

In a rare moment of humility, Ron interacting with his many fans on the (never-to-be-mentioned) Buzzboard:

https://clip.cafe/tootsie-1982/im-just- ... -old-been/

[Bobbert]

Ron has no idea how Ray Scott's "best-selling" book is doing.

On Amazon:

Best Sellers Rank: #162,187 in Books [Much better than The Gods of Olympia Stadium, which is hanging on at #3,345,644]

#58 in Basketball Coaching (Books)
#161 in Football Biographies (Books) (Huh?)
#172 in Basketball Biographies (Books)

https://www.amazon.com/NBA-Black-White- ... 164421198X

[Majik]

Ron has no idea how Ray Scott's "best-selling" book is doing.

On Amazon:

Best Sellers Rank: #162,187 in Books [Much better than The Gods of Olympia Stadium, which is hanging on at #3,345,644]

#58 in Basketball Coaching (Books)
#161 in Football Biographies (Books) (Huh?)
#172 in Basketball Biographies (Books)

https://www.amazon.com/NBA-Black-White- ... 164421198X

#161 in Football Biographies probably is referring to the NFL play by play voice of the GB Packers also named Ray Scott. He was the voice on the broadcast of the infamous “ice bowl” game and CBS’s coverage of the first two NFL-AFL Championship Games.

[Bobbert]

The Cameron Man

(With deepest apologies to the memory of Sammy Davis, Jr.)

Who can stir up conflict
On any topic
Get in stupid arguments
'Bout trivial matters
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he always opens mouth
With no help from his brain

Who can take six phone calls
From Cowboy and Kurt
Listen to them ramble
As they spill out all their thoughts
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause they fill up lots of air time
On his sportstalk show

Now Ron can talk about his guest list
Of people unaware they're on it

Who can take a restaurant
Run it in the ground
Make a lot of promises
Then close in just three weeks
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he never learned the value
Of a business plan

Who can change his workplace
Every couple years
Start out on a high note
Then come crashing down in flames
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he never learned that teamwork
Is a business need

[Bobbert]

Ron has no idea how Ray Scott's "best-selling" book is doing.

On Amazon:

Best Sellers Rank: #162,187 in Books [Much better than The Gods of Olympia Stadium, which is hanging on at #3,345,644]

#58 in Basketball Coaching (Books)
#161 in Football Biographies (Books) (Huh?)
#172 in Basketball Biographies (Books)

https://www.amazon.com/NBA-Black-White- ... 164421198X

#161 in Football Biographies probably is referring to the NFL play by play voice of the GB Packers also named Ray Scott. He was the voice on the broadcast of the infamous “ice bowl” game and CBS’s coverage of the first two NFL-AFL Championship Games.

That's a good guess. The Amazon people who enter the product info probably rely on automated suggestions for categories.

[Momo]

The Cameron Man

(With deepest apologies to the memory of Sammy Davis, Jr.)

Who can stir up conflict
On any topic
Get in stupid arguments
'Bout trivial matters
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he always opens mouth
With no help from his brain

Who can take six phone calls
From Cowboy and Kurt
Listen to them ramble
As they spill out all their thoughts
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause they fill up lots of air time
On his sportstalk show

Now Ron can talk about his guest list
Of people unaware they're on it

Who can take a restaurant
Run it in the ground
Make a lot of promises
Then close in just three weeks
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he never learned the value
Of a business plan

Who can change his workplace
Every couple years
Start out on a high note
Then come crashing down in flames
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he never learned that teamwork
Is a business need

Unlike Bobbert's song, this one practically writes itself:


Anybody here seen my old friend Trixie?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He's besties with Sandy but it seems the guests flee Ron
You know I just tuned in and he's gone

Anybody here seen my old friend Bob?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He put away the Mob but it seems the guests flee Ron
I just tuned in and he's gone

Anybody here seen my old friend Regan?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He relieved a lot of games but it seems the guests flee Ron
I just tuned in and he's gone

Didn't you love it when Ron bandied about their names?
Didn't he try to fool you and me?
With his ready guarantee
Some day soon, they'll be on one day

Anybody here seen my old friend Jim?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him blocking Ron's number
With Trixie, Bob and Regan

[Bobbert]

The Cameron Man

(With deepest apologies to the memory of Sammy Davis, Jr.)

Who can stir up conflict
On any topic
Get in stupid arguments
'Bout trivial matters
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he always opens mouth
With no help from his brain

Who can take six phone calls
From Cowboy and Kurt
Listen to them ramble
As they spill out all their thoughts
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause they fill up lots of air time
On his sportstalk show

Now Ron can talk about his guest list
Of people unaware they're on it

Who can take a restaurant
Run it in the ground
Make a lot of promises
Then close in just three weeks
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he never learned the value
Of a business plan

Who can change his workplace
Every couple years
Start out on a high note
Then come crashing down in flames
The Cameron Man
Oh, the Cameron Man can
The Cameron Man can
'Cause he never learned that teamwork
Is a business need

Unlike Bobbert's song, this one practically writes itself:


Anybody here seen my old friend Trixie?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He's besties with Sandy but it seems the guests flee Ron
You know I just tuned in and he's gone

Anybody here seen my old friend Bob?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He put away the Mob but it seems the guests flee Ron
I just tuned in and he's gone

Anybody here seen my old friend Regan?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He relieved a lot of games but it seems the guests flee Ron
I just tuned in and he's gone

Didn't you love it when Ron bandied about their names?
Didn't he try to fool you and me?
With his ready guarantee
Some day soon, they'll be on one day

Anybody here seen my old friend Jim?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him blocking Ron's number
With Trixie, Bob and Regan

That's pretty good. Here's another verse:

Anybody here seen my old friend Mark?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I know he's still job-hunting
And I want to give him help
From my worldwide audience

[Momo]

^ The collaborative songwriting efforts of Lenin & McCartney, Vladimir & Bill.

[Bobbert]

^ The collaborative songwriting efforts of Lenin & McCartney, Vladimir & Bill.

For my verse, I'll also give credit to Kidcat, who first exposed Mark Wilson's desperate search for employment on 11/11/21:

https://mibuzzboard.com/phpBB3/viewtopi ... 60#p683760

[edj]

Will Ron bring up Gary Moeller’s death? I’m sure he was one of the last people to speak with him just every other sports figure.

[Bobbert]

Mr Positive wow the Elvis of sports radio don't mention Buzboard

He did at first, Ron shut him down immediately,
Somewhat annoyed Ron was

How many people have mentioned the Buzzboard on Ron's show? Here's what I can remember.

Positive references: Mr. Positive, Luke, Alex
Negative references: Cowboy, Greg from Warren
Indirect reference: Mark Wilson through his Buzzboard "spy"

I also remember at least one person who was inspired by the Buzzboard to call Ron.

And like others, I would love to hear Kurt's reaction to the Buzzboard, which would also give us reactions from the Big Three callers.

[radiofan1974]

Mr Positive wow the Elvis of sports radio don't mention Buzboard

He did at first, Ron shut him down immediately,
Somewhat annoyed Ron was

How many people have mentioned the Buzzboard on Ron's show? Here's what I can remember.

Positive references: Mr. Positive, Luke, Alex
Negative references: Cowboy, Greg from Warren
Indirect reference: Mark Wilson through his Buzzboard "spy"

I also remember at least one person who was inspired by the Buzzboard to call Ron.

And like others, I would love to hear Kurt's reaction to the Buzzboard, which would also give us reactions from the Big Three callers.

Maybe Momo can jog my memory, but I believe a caller said he heard about the show due to the buzzboard last week

[radiofan1974]

Watch out Rickey Henderson, “Cabero” stole a base last night-stole third lol.

I am sure if that gets brought up that will fire ron up