Professional sports in Detroit are a joke

[Matt]

I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

[Big Al]

I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

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I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

“I never brought it up on a web forum” as he brings it up on a web forum.

[Big Al]

I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

“I never brought it up on a web forum” as he brings it up on a web forum.

I am trying to explain to the guy that people don't normally bring this type of shit up when bullshitting online. Taking generic banter and trying to shift it into some sort of personal jab is some soft shit. You do see that, don't you?

[Matt]

I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

“I never brought it up on a web forum” as he brings it up on a web forum.

I am trying to explain to the guy that people don't normally bring this type of shit up when bullshitting online. Taking generic banter and trying to shift it into some sort of personal jab is some soft shit. You do see that, don't you?

Should I have just said "your mom" jokes went out of style in 1996?

[Big Al]

I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

“I never brought it up on a web forum” as he brings it up on a web forum.

I am trying to explain to the guy that people don't normally bring this type of shit up when bullshitting online. Taking generic banter and trying to shift it into some sort of personal jab is some soft shit. You do see that, don't you?

Should I have just said "your mom" jokes went out of style in 1996?

Considering jackoff jokes did about the same time, you should have said that you have a sensitive ass or just not responded at all considering no one was talking to you and you couldn't handle a response without turning it into a personal issue.

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I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

“I never brought it up on a web forum” as he brings it up on a web forum.

I am trying to explain to the guy that people don't normally bring this type of shit up when bullshitting online. Taking generic banter and trying to shift it into some sort of personal jab is some soft shit. You do see that, don't you?

Should I have just said "your mom" jokes went out of style in 1996?

Considering jackoff jokes did about the same time, you should have said that you have a sensitive ass or just not responded at all considering no one was talking to you and you couldn't handle a response without turning it into a personal issue.

We doubt you’ve dated any women. Did that really need to be spelled out?

[Big Al]

I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

“I never brought it up on a web forum” as he brings it up on a web forum.

I am trying to explain to the guy that people don't normally bring this type of shit up when bullshitting online. Taking generic banter and trying to shift it into some sort of personal jab is some soft shit. You do see that, don't you?

Should I have just said "your mom" jokes went out of style in 1996?

Considering jackoff jokes did about the same time, you should have said that you have a sensitive ass or just not responded at all considering no one was talking to you and you couldn't handle a response without turning it into a personal issue.

We doubt you’ve dated any women. Did that really need to be spelled out?

lol you drove a bus for a living. Sure that left you swimming in pussy

[Matt]

I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

“I never brought it up on a web forum” as he brings it up on a web forum.

I am trying to explain to the guy that people don't normally bring this type of shit up when bullshitting online. Taking generic banter and trying to shift it into some sort of personal jab is some soft shit. You do see that, don't you?

Should I have just said "your mom" jokes went out of style in 1996?

Considering jackoff jokes did about the same time, you should have said that you have a sensitive ass or just not responded at all considering no one was talking to you and you couldn't handle a response without turning it into a personal issue.

We doubt you’ve dated any women. Did that really need to be spelled out?

lol you drove a bus for a living. Sure that left you swimming in pussy

How many accounts have you deleted?

[Big Al]

I was dating a woman who knew nothing about sports and she was surprised when she found out that the players on sports teams aren't from the city they play for. She asked why people even care about their home team. She was right, lol... There really isn't much reason other than brand loyalty, and that's foolish.

What else did your right hand have to say?

Nothing really, but it asked me why your mom uses Star-Kist to douche.

My mom passed away unexpectedly a little over 15 months ago.

Mine did about 22 years ago and I never once brought it up on a web forum, let alone irl, because someone was bantering with me.

That would also explain the smell.

“I never brought it up on a web forum” as he brings it up on a web forum.

I am trying to explain to the guy that people don't normally bring this type of shit up when bullshitting online. Taking generic banter and trying to shift it into some sort of personal jab is some soft shit. You do see that, don't you?

Should I have just said "your mom" jokes went out of style in 1996?

Considering jackoff jokes did about the same time, you should have said that you have a sensitive ass or just not responded at all considering no one was talking to you and you couldn't handle a response without turning it into a personal issue.

We doubt you’ve dated any women. Did that really need to be spelled out?

lol you drove a bus for a living. Sure that left you swimming in pussy

How many accounts have you deleted?

Zero. Now take your soft ass back to the private board and ask some questions because you think its impossible for more than one person to laugh at your embarrassing nature.

Clown.

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The correct answer is 4 or is it 5 now?

[Big Al]

Why would anyone delete an account? their messages remain on the board. Good privacy practices on webforums involve changing accounts from time to time because there are people that like to dig up other people's personal info and harass them when they take words to heart and get sore. Your buddy is a busybody so I am sure he has already asked MW for that kinda info, but my IP logins won't match any deleted users.

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Why would anyone delete an account? their messages remain on the board. Good privacy practices on webforums involve changing accounts from time to time because there are people that like to dig up other people's personal info and harass them when they take words to heart and get sore. Your buddy is a busybody so I am sure he has already asked MW for that kinda info, but my IP logins won't match any deleted users.

I have never done that nor seen anyone do that. Nice try. When the heat gets going you get lost.

[Big Al]

Why would anyone delete an account? their messages remain on the board. Good privacy practices on webforums involve changing accounts from time to time because there are people that like to dig up other people's personal info and harass them when they take words to heart and get sore. Your buddy is a busybody so I am sure he has already asked MW for that kinda info, but my IP logins won't match any deleted users.

I have never done that nor seen anyone do that. Nice try. When the heat gets going you get lost.

One word: REVOX.