I was just thinking...

[Mark Schirripa]

It's says, "resealable package". Yeah, right.

During these reported confrontations, why are the people who refuse to wear a mask the ones who are the aggressors? I would have thought it would be the other way around.

My friend the skeptic says that they use dark colors and small print to hide the expiration dates on food containers.

[Deleted User 14896]

If you get scared half to death twice, do you die?

[Mark Schirripa]

If you get scared half to death twice, do you die?

Ha! Yes.

[kager]

And now, Deep Thoughts, by ...

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jack_Handey

[Deleted User 14896]

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If a tree falls in the forest and it’s recorded but nobody’s around to hear it when it happens which way does that go?

[bmw]

Do clowns taste funny to cannibals?

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If you have 3 carts with 12 items each in the 12 items or less line does that mean you only have 12 items if you want to do 3 separate orders?

[Turkeytop]

If you have 3 carts with 12 items each in the 12 items or less line does that mean you only have 12 items if you want to do 3 separate orders?

I saw a woman try it once, at Winn Dixie in Florida. They allowed it.

[Deleted User 14896]

Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

[MichMash]

If two antennas got married, even if the ceremony wasn't much, their reception would be excellent!

[TC Talks]

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have so many branches?

[Deleted User 14896]

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have so many branches?

Why do banks charge a non-sufficient fund fee on money they know you ain't got?

[Turkeytop]

This isn't some kind of riddle or conundrum, but I've always wondered why women cry over something that makes them happy. They cry at weddings. They cry when someone has a baby. My wife was watching something on TV the other night about two sisters being reunited after years of separation. Water started coming out of her eyes when she was watching it..

[Deleted User 14896]

This isn't some kind of riddle or conundrum, but I've always wondered why women cry over something that makes them happy. They cry at weddings. They cry when someone has a baby. My wife was watching something on TV the other night about two sisters being reunited after years of separation. Water started coming out of her eyes when she was watching it..

My wife is the same way. She cries when she looks at our wedding pictures.