How to interact with cops

[lovinlife101]

DON’T!

Refuse any and all drug and alcohol tests.

https://www.mlive.com/public-interest/2 ... tests.html

Don’t answer any questions.

Ask “Am I being detained? Am I free to go?”

Keep asking!

There are efforts by cop-sucking lobbyists that want to make refusing to answer pigs’ questions a crime. DON’T LET IT HAPPEN!!! You have rights! Use them!

[lovinlife101]

I don't use drugs or alcohol, so I would refuse because there should be no suspicion in the first place.

That’s cute.

You’d think innocence would be your best friend, but it ain’t with cops!

Consider the innocent man they put behind bars for 90 days because they thought drywall dust was cocaine.

https://nypost.com/2017/06/30/cops-thou ... s-cocaine/

Or the time cops thought a french fry was a joint.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_contin ... tYF9SDFTzA

There’s a reason why the law enforcement profession attracts these losers with a god-complex, who have never had sex in their lives, and never went to college.

[lovinlife101]

I don't use drugs or alcohol, so I would refuse because there should be no suspicion in the first place.

That’s cute.

You’d think innocence would be your best friend, but it ain’t with cops!

Consider the innocent man they put behind bars for 90 days because they thought drywall dust was cocaine.

https://nypost.com/2017/06/30/cops-thou ... s-cocaine/

Or the time cops thought a french fry was a joint.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_contin ... tYF9SDFTzA

There’s a reason why the law enforcement profession attracts these losers with a god-complex, who have never had sex in their lives, and never went to college.

And for those folks who can’t even cut it there we have always got a space or two here at the buzzboard to listen to their god complex rantings...

Tell me about it.

[lovinlife101]

I don't use drugs or alcohol, so I would refuse because there should be no suspicion in the first place.

That’s cute.

You’d think innocence would be your best friend, but it ain’t with cops!

Consider the innocent man they put behind bars for 90 days because they thought drywall dust was cocaine.

https://nypost.com/2017/06/30/cops-thou ... s-cocaine/

Or the time cops thought a french fry was a joint.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_contin ... tYF9SDFTzA

There’s a reason why the law enforcement profession attracts these losers with a god-complex, who have never had sex in their lives, and never went to college.

And for those folks who can’t even cut it there we have always got a space or two here at the buzzboard to listen to their god complex rantings...

Tell me about it.

Sorry you didn’t get on the Force, have never slept with anybody and never went to college... it’s a shame really.

Random capitalization, then blame spell check. Want to talk about it? When did this all start?

[lovinlife101]

Slurred speech?

You mean like “driverslicenregistrationsurance”?

I’m going to use that next time a cop pulls me over and talks that way to me. I’ll be all, “Wow. Normally those are separate words, but you just slurred them altogether. Why don’t we call your boss and tell them you may be impaired? How about we do a little field sobriety test to see if you are able to perform the duties of safely driving a vehicle. Oh, let’s just waste a bunch of time here!”

[lovinlife101]

I don't use drugs or alcohol, so I would refuse because there should be no suspicion in the first place.

That’s cute.

You’d think innocence would be your best friend, but it ain’t with cops!

Consider the innocent man they put behind bars for 90 days because they thought drywall dust was cocaine.

https://nypost.com/2017/06/30/cops-thou ... s-cocaine/

Or the time cops thought a french fry was a joint.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_contin ... tYF9SDFTzA

There’s a reason why the law enforcement profession attracts these losers with a god-complex, who have never had sex in their lives, and never went to college.

I have a cousin who is a police sgt. He went to college. Considering he has 2 kids, id say hes had sex too.

Fail.

Great! You’ve found one!

[lovinlife101]

I've encountered some cops that were super nice and some that were drill sergeants. Getting pulled over for burnt-out plate light is silly,

I'm so nice that they are embarrassed they pulled me over for a plate light,

Here’s a thought:
Don’t want to get pulled over? Keep all your lights working at ALL times. You seem to be outraged because you got pulled over for failing to replace a 50 cent light bulb which was all the excuse they needed, If you don’t feel like doing that simple thing then you deserve what you get.

Lights go out when you’re driving and can’t see the back lights.

The only way not to get pulled over and arrested is to be white and be a cop.

[lovinlife101]

I don't use drugs or alcohol, so I would refuse because there should be no suspicion in the first place.

That’s cute.

You’d think innocence would be your best friend, but it ain’t with cops!

Consider the innocent man they put behind bars for 90 days because they thought drywall dust was cocaine.

https://nypost.com/2017/06/30/cops-thou ... s-cocaine/

Or the time cops thought a french fry was a joint.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_contin ... tYF9SDFTzA

There’s a reason why the law enforcement profession attracts these losers with a god-complex, who have never had sex in their lives, and never went to college.

I have a cousin who is a police sgt. He went to college. Considering he has 2 kids, id say hes had sex too.

Fail.

Great! You’ve found one!

Now that I think about it, all the retired cops i worked with at my previous job went to college and fathered kids. At least 4 in a small private security outfit i worked in
Derp derp derpf
Fail fail fail

College isn’t required, and it shows.

Wow, procreation. Want a cookie?