Who said it?

[lovinlife101]

Let’s play a fun little game where you guess who said the following quotes:

1. “We all know an anchor can’t do a damn thing without a TelePrompTer.”

2. “What the hell were the producers doing?”

3. “What in the hell am I going to do with my career?”

4. (Speaking of NBC25) “That place is a bottom-feeder. Why would you go there?”

5. “I must have a glass of wine waiting for me.”

[R Bedell]

The LL101 Late Night Show, staring LL101.

[lovinlife101]

The LL101 Late Night Show, staring LL101.

Wrong!

It was Deputy William Jefferson “Hot Rod” Harris during his “sem-retirement” speech in front of his kids and grandkids! Great example!

[Bdl]

Someone sure seems infatuated with Bill Harris.

Who could that someone be?

[R Bedell]

Wrong! It was Deputy William Jefferson “Hot Rod” Harris during his “sem-retirement” speech in front of his kids and grandkids! Great example!

LMAO. That flew over your head faster in an F15.

[DAC]

The LL101 Late Night Show, staring LL101.

Brought to you by Summer's Eve.

[TeddyBear]

The LL101 Late Night Show, staring LL101.

Brought to you by Summer's Eve.

Also sponsored in part by Massengill vinegar and water... with a Twist of lemon!

What a douche, what a douche, will you do the Fandango.?!

I could a said "Sweet Love," which is the Dollar Tree brand.

[lovinlife101]

Considering who we’re talking about, it’s sponsored by Polident, Life Alert, and Depends!

And promotional consideration brought to you by reverse mortgages!

[TeddyBear]

Oh oh! Somebody must have discriminated against him. He posted again. Did channel 46 release him? That makes 5, 25 and 46. Victim victim victim. He needs to enjoy a nice vinegar and water with a Twist of lemon on the rocks! That will remove all of his troubles. Massengill take me aawwaayy!! And remember... it's now in a limited edition nozzled squeeze bottle, for easier pouring. So go to a store near you and say "I'm a douche!" Don't accept imitations. Remember Massingill!

[TeddyBear]

Now that it’s the middle of summer wouldn’t Summers Eve be more appropriate?

That's more a spring drink.

[TeddyBear]

Spring Eve is Winter's End... as in the old "masculine cleansing wash," from the early to mid 90's. Not sure who put it out.

[lovinlife101]

Why is it summers eve wouldn’t it be springs eve?

Really? THE Hacksaw Jeff Dugan!?

My nephews used to watch you back in the 80s! How’ve you been?

[TeddyBear]

Pass the douchie from the left hand side!

[lovinlife101]

Oh oh! Somebody must have discriminated against him. He posted again. Did channel 46 release him? That makes 5, 25 and 46. Victim victim victim. He needs to enjoy a nice vinegar and water with a Twist of lemon on the rocks! That will remove all of his troubles. Massengill take me aawwaayy!! And remember... it's now in a limited edition nozzled squeeze bottle, for easier pouring. So go to a store near you and say "I'm a douche!" Don't accept imitations. Remember Massingill!

Oh, Teddy Bear. I know you can hear me. Your attempts to silence me have failed and you can’t help yourself but, um, hang from my every word. Your attempts to label me an “enema of the state” have failed to. And my, um, stiff criticisms have brought you back for more. The more you try to turn away, the more you want. Yes he more I push you away, the more attracted you are to what I have to say. You crave my undivided attention, but can’t get it.

[TeddyBear]

I hear a big "sqwoosh!" He quoted me again. Once again proving my point. What a douche! No wonder why nobody likes him. And I am stalking him???