Lame school closing announcements

[lovinlife101]

Do people really find these entertaining?

Putting sunglasses on indoors isn’t funny. Being out of shape, pale white, and balding isn’t a good look either.

And the singing? Really? People think it’s good?

Just close school and be done with it.

[lovinlife101]

Unfortunately all of them.

[lovinlife101]

They're campy at best.

I can't see a student saying, "Hey, my principal and superintendent put sunglasses on and sang on the internet! They're so cool!"

Nope.

They just want school off.

I think all the middle-aged, single mothers may think it's cute, but everyone else sees it for what it is. Lame.

[lovinlife101]

Do you all think a pie in the face is funny too?

Simplistic humor for simplistic folk.

If your boss came out of their office, put on sunglasses, and started singing, would you all laugh at that?

“Hey, look how cool our boss is! I’m so glad we work here!”

Nope. Nobody would say that.

It shows somebody who’s trying too hard, and that’s a H*** turn off.

It’s lame. Pure and simple.

[lovinlife101]

How DARE anybody find enjoyment in anything! The NERVE! How DARE a balding man put sunglasses on inside!

People can find enjoyment wherever they want. I find it lame.

Pet rocks. Jay Towers. Nickelback. Overweight, balding, pale, overpaid public workers who work nine months out of the year singing off-key indoors with sunglasses reading the lyrics they didn’t memorize... whatever gets you through the night! Go for it!

I just find it fascinating how easily amused you all are. Maybe try reading.

[lovinlife101]

Now that I've accomplished the fact of frequently reading before it was even suggested, and have been given permission to do whatever gets me through the night, now what? Any other attacks to my intelligence or what I may enjoy? Or can we move on?

If you read, as you claim to, you would have noticed that I didn’t attack anyone’s intelligence or lack thereof.

I find more complex ideas more amusing and entertaining than simple ones. How’s that an attack on someone’s intelligence?

Someone can have a simple mind and be intelligent. I never said a simple-minded person was stupid.

Keep reading. It’ll do you good.

[lovinlife101]

I'm not going to get in a pissing match about what I said vs. what I meant vs. how you interpreted it, because I frankly don't care. Figure it out yourself if you're confused.

You relieve yourself your way. I’ll relieve myself my way. We really don’t have a problem here.

[lovinlife101]

Keeps getting worse.

https://www.wxyz.com/news/ice-ice-baby- ... e-cold-day

If they put half the effort into education, kids may actually want to go to school.

[lovinlife101]

Keeps getting worse.

https://www.wxyz.com/news/ice-ice-baby- ... e-cold-day

If they put half the effort into education, kids may actually want to go to school.

Thank god we have you to keep us grounded... what would we ever do without the ironically named lovinlife to piss on our parade?

I encourage intelligence, science, reason, logic, and critical thinking. I refuse to be a sheep that laughs at everything everyone else is laughing at and supporting corrupt cops and politicians that everyone else is supporting.

Like George Carlin said, “Governments don’t want an intelligent population because people who can think critically can’t be ruled. They want a public just smart enough to pay taxes and dumb enough to keep voting and electing corrupt politicians.”

I refuse to go along with the crowd.