LGBTQIAMM+-friendly “elf on a shelf”

[lovinlife101]

It’s time our hyper-homo friends get some representation this holigay season (see what I did there?).

1. Dyke on a bike.
2. Fag in a bag.
3. Trans on some fans.
4. Fairy on a hairy Gary.
5. Queer on a beer.

[lovinlife101]

Dude

You're not even trying here.

[lovinlife101]

Dykes on bikes is actually a group at the LGBT center I frequent during non pandemic situations. You kind of slipped up there. Your whole act is self loathing. It all makes sense now.

You're thinking "chicks with dicks."

However, that's not scientifically possible.

You're either XX or XY. All of you. Science.

[lovinlife101]

Dude

You're not even trying here.

So you admit this is a game?

The whole "LGBTQIAMM+ movement" is a game.

They're trolling all of you, and you're all falling for it.

They have the media fooled, the "scientific" community fooled, and most of you fooled.

You're either XX or XY. No exceptions. Science. No matter how you feel, it doesn't change that fact.

They say "You're either born straight or gay." Then, "Uh, you could be bi, but there are specific rules for that too." But, any and all accounts of people who thought they were gay and are no longer gay and they go ape crazy, "That's doesn't happen! They were simply straight and pretending to be gay! Nobody could be gay and then not be gay! You're born gay or not! Then again, the whole bi thing confuses that, but you know what we mean!"

It's a little kid changing the rules of a board game they are losing.

Stop being trolled by these hyper-sexual, going-after-your-kids-because-they-can't-make-any, AIDS-spreading, ignorant loser freaks. They've found ways to be "celebrated" for the kind of sex they have and still try to convince you "It's not ALL about sex!"

Remember, they can't reproduce, so they have to recruit, and they've recruited all of you!

[lovinlife101]

Dude

You're not even trying here.

So you admit this is a game?

The whole "LGBTQIAMM+ movement" is a game.

They're trolling all of you, and you're all falling for it.

They have the media fooled, the "scientific" community fooled, and most of you fooled.

You're either XX or XY. No exceptions. Science. No matter how you feel, it doesn't change that fact.

They say "You're either born straight or gay." Then, "Uh, you could be bi, but there are specific rules for that too." But, any and all accounts of people who thought they were gay and are no longer gay and they go ape crazy, "That's doesn't happen! They were simply straight and pretending to be gay! Nobody could be gay and then not be gay! You're born gay or not! Then again, the whole bi thing confuses that, but you know what we mean!"

It's a little kid changing the rules of a board game they are losing.

Stop being trolled by these hyper-sexual, going-after-your-kids-because-they-can't-make-any, AIDS-spreading, ignorant loser freaks. They've found ways to be "celebrated" for the kind of sex they have and still try to convince you "It's not ALL about sex!"

Remember, they can't reproduce, so they have to recruit, and they've recruited all of you!

Troll in mother’s basement misses point, makes up his own. Film at 11.

That doesn't even rhyme!

[lovinlife101]

Being gay/bi is real.
Thinking you are a non existant gender isn't.
End of story.
Stop confusing homosexuality with the Trans agenda. They have no relation

Being “gay/bi” just means you’re not picky and would stick it in anything.