Holy Water Squirt Gun Mass

[lovinlife101]

There's a photo going around showing a pedophile priest squirting people with a squirt gun during mass.

Just a reminder, if your sacred ceremonies involve a squirt gun, it isn't legit.

Oh, and if it rapes little boys and actively covers it up, it isn't legit.

[lovinlife101]

When we were kids, our mother used to take us to Sunday mass. My brother and I would always try to make each other laugh.

Once, when the Priest was coming along the aisle with the aspergil, my brother poked me in the ribs and whispered, "He should use a squirt gun." That did it.

At least you didn't get raped and then have the "leadership" actively cover it up.

[lovinlife101]

When we were kids, our mother used to take us to Sunday mass. My brother and I would always try to make each other laugh.

Once, when the Priest was coming along the aisle with the aspergil, my brother poked me in the ribs and whispered, "He should use a squirt gun." That did it.

At least you didn't get raped and then have the "leadership" actively cover it up.

That happened to you?

No, but every Catholic I know.

[lovinlife101]

There are about 70 million Catholics in the US.

[lovinlife101]

There are about 70 million Catholics in the US.

And you know how many of them?

All of the ones that I know.