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Misheard Song Lyrics

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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by Deleted User 10525 » Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:31 pm

Maroon 5

" I gotta move my jacket"

" I gotta move like jagger"

Bruce Springstein

" Bench fried gus"

" Tramps like us'

Christmas song: Walking in a winter wonderland

" We can pretend that he is farmer brown"

" Parson brown"



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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by Turkeytop » Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:14 pm

An old Hymn "Bringing in the Sheaves."

When I was a kid, I thought the song was, "Bringing in the Cheese."

I visualized a chef's cart being wheeled in, stacked high with cheese.


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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by matt1 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:48 pm

Lynyrd Skynyrd "Sweet Home Alabama" RIGHT lyric: "Well I hope Neil Young will remember, a southern man don't need him around anyhow" WRONG lyric: "A simple man don't need him around anyhow".



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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by matt1 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:50 pm

The Guess Who "These Eyes" RIGHT lyric: You spoke it, you spoke it WRONG lyric: You smoke it, you smoke it



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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by stopnswop2 » Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:54 am

1. When I was a kid I always thought "Bad Blood" by Neil Sedaka & Elton John was "Bad Love". I could not figure out why I couldn't find such a song with that title.

2. Dancing In The Moonlight by King Harvest:
Misheard Lyric: "Everybody feelin' a woman right"
Correct Lyric: "Everybody feeling warm and bright"

This one I continued to mishear all the way into my early 20s.


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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by CK-722 » Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:05 am

"Man made the electrolytes"

"It's A Man's Man's Man's World"-James Brown

Real lyrics, "Man made the electric lights".
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by TomSanders » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:21 pm

"Jackson" (Nancy Sinatra / Lee Hazlewood):

"They'll lead you round that town like a scarlet hound ... "

" ... and I'll be waitin there in Jackson, behind my J-plan fan"



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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by innate-in-you » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:54 am

TomSanders wrote:
Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:23 pm
Desmond Dekker "Israelites:"

"get up in the morning, same thing for breakfast ... "

"shirt them a-tear up, trousers ago ... "

When lyrics web sites appeared, they revealed much of my "Israelites" lyrics to be misheard.
Me ears are alight!



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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by CK-722 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:20 am

From "El Paso" by Marty Robbins.

"Maybe tomorrow a pullet may find me,
Tonight nothings worse than this pain in my heart."

And hopefully, that chick will be more loyal than Felina. :rollin

Correct lyrics.

"Maybe tomorrow a bullett may find me."


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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by HD74 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:19 am

Frank Zappa and the Mormons they had the best place in town, til some stupid looking pagan burned the place to the ground..


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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by matt1 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:36 am

Dido "White Flag" RIGHT lyric: "I won't go down with this SHIP" WRONG lyric: "I won't go down with this SHIT"



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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by TomSanders » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:08 pm

Petula Clark "Don't Sleep In The Subway;"

"Take off your clothes, my love, and close the door .... "

Stones "Honky Tonk Woman:"

"A lady divorcee in New York City .... "



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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by stopnswop2 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:25 pm

One that I got wrong for so long makes me giggle because my lyric doesn't make any logical sense

Barbra Streisand - Left in the Dark

Correct lyric: "you don't have to sneak in the doorway"
Wrong lyric: "you don't have to sleep in the dark"


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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by Radiobingoking » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:01 am

The lyric I misunderstood for years was from "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas" by Guy Marks.

The correct lyric is "Father Had the Shipfitter Blues."

I misheard it as "Father sailed the ship in her Blues."


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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics

Post by matt1 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:29 am

Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman" (from 1977 "Rumours") RIGHT lyric: "Rock on Gold Dust Woman" WRONG lyric: "Back off Gold Dust Woman"



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