Took a half-hour look at Fox News’s Tucker Carlson gig last night. Then flipped over to NewsMax for the next half hour.
As fictitious as Carlson’s sentences are - combined with kid voice - eyes too close together - lost student “can you believe it?” facial expression - NewsMax was even MORE horse feathers!
Hard to out fib the Fox fibbers. But NewsMax does.
And the dude doin’ the delivery there last night looked and sounded like a D.I. who’d enjoy making plebe Tucker cry.
Again - nearly every sentence kick ass untrue - or easily corrected by inserting a key fact in what happened instead of leaving it out. But for sure the guy’s tone and facial expression was authoritative - compared to the high pitched whiners like Friar Tuck and Brother Shaun.
But all of it’s “There, there” Nanny News. Nanny Fox and Nanny NewsMax are going to send their adle-brained charges off to sleep
with bedtime stories that sooth their furrowed brows and anxious tummies. The nation is not what most Americans see. Instead - it’s a magic land where using your magic decoder screen you can see what confirms YOUR desired scenarios and ultimate endings.
That drag of a dragon “Reality” will never upset your good night.
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Re: Fox/NewsMax “Nanny News”
39 words, still 11 short of 50.R Bedell wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:20 pmTook a half-hour look at Fox News’s Tucker Carlson gig last night. Then flipped over to NewsMax for the next half hour.
You would be really great writing alleged comedy (garbage), for the Late Night Ass Clowns.As fictitious as Carlson’s sentences are - combined with kid voice - eyes too close together - lost student “can you believe it?” facial expression - NewsMax was even MORE horse feathers!
Hard to out fib the Fox fibbers. But NewsMax does.
And the dude doin’ the delivery there last night looked and sounded like a D.I. who’d enjoy making plebe Tucker cry.
Again - nearly every sentence kick ass untrue - or easily corrected by inserting a key fact in what happened instead of leaving it out. But for sure the guy’s tone and facial expression was authoritative - compared to the high pitched whiners like Friar Tuck and Brother Shaun.
But all of it’s “There, there” Nanny News. Nanny Fox and Nanny NewsMax are going to send their adle-brained charges off to sleep
with bedtime stories that sooth their furrowed brows and anxious tummies. The nation is not what most Americans see. Instead - it’s a magic land where using your magic decoder screen you can see what confirms YOUR desired scenarios and ultimate endings.
That drag of a dragon “Reality” will never upset your good night.