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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2023 6:50 am
While Brian Cook is a douche for actively supporting the current clown show Ann Arbor council that only cares about building the next high rise where the first floor is either inhabited by a national chain or sits vacant, he hits this out of the park:
Bonus: Say you think Ryan Day is a pathetic piece of shit without saying Ryan Day is a pathetic piece of shit: https://twitter.com/AnnArborPaisano/sta ... X2OQg&s=19
https://mgoblog.com/content/time-die#read-moreThe most important Game of all time is always this one, but this is the most important Game of all time.
Michigan has been beset by wildly exaggerated claims of malfeasance based on Connor Stalions going great lengths to get things that you can get just by asking Rutgers. Jim Harbaugh has been suspended via a ludicrous legal theory that he can be punished for acts he did not commit or know about because he "embodies the university." Ohio State fans are weeping on Twitter that Ryan Day should be forgiven because Michigan's dastardly acts invalidate consecutive three-touchdown beatdowns. They are crossing out all the Ms in their tweets except one.
You are probably aware that this has been the most irritating, enraging, and insane month in the history of my—and likely your—tenure as a Michigan fan. The non-stop chirping from people who couldn't figure out how to change a lightbulb even if Stalions gave them detailed instructions has changed a joyous, national-championship-contending season into a descent into paranoia.
That fact that all of this is bullshit will never register with the people who do not already realize all of this is bullshit. Pretty much every single former player who isn't a rival has dismissed this as penny-ante crap, but you still have the media howlers howling about banning Michigan—Blake Corum and JJ McCarthy and Mike Sainristil and Mike Barrett—from the playoff.
There is only one way to shut it all up: win. Ryan Day's successfully disrupted the Michigan football program but now he's out of excuses. Michigan has your signs? That's on you at this point. You can't beat Sherrone Moore? Not a great look, Coach Just For Men. Lose, and the ridiculous narrative that sign-stealing was the main reason Michigan won by three touchdowns in consecutive years will never die.
Only one team's getting out of this alive. That is barely a metaphor.
Bonus: Say you think Ryan Day is a pathetic piece of shit without saying Ryan Day is a pathetic piece of shit: https://twitter.com/AnnArborPaisano/sta ... X2OQg&s=19