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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:40 pm

"Save me some Cheddar!" - Capital One



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:44 pm

"Is that how you hold a mirror?" :lol
-E*Trade


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Sun Feb 14, 2021 2:45 pm

"Big Lou's just like you. He's on meds too."

(An ad for Big Lou's insurance brokerage heard on WWJ.)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by paul8539 » Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:01 pm

Sure sounds like it. What meds is he on, anyway?



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Thu Feb 18, 2021 7:18 pm

[quote=paul8539 post_id=659095 time=1613689272 user_id=406]
Sure sounds like it. What meds is he on, anyway?
[/quote]

I guess Statins but who knows. Maybe he's taking estrogen and trying to become big Louise.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Thu Feb 18, 2021 9:20 pm

Another one

Big Lou. He's like you. But he's on wife number 3.


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by matt1 » Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:40 am

"Double A Beep Beep MCO" (AAMCO Transmissions)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Fri Feb 26, 2021 11:20 am

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri Feb 26, 2021 5:31 pm

Little girl: "Where's the pizza?"
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Sun Mar 07, 2021 11:07 pm

"Oh – Tammy! I found your retainer in the dryer!"
Flo-Progressive "Cute Guy"



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Mon Mar 08, 2021 1:33 pm

SolarMax wrote:
Sun Mar 07, 2021 11:07 pm
"Oh – Tammy! I found your retainer in the dryer!"
Flo-Progressive "Cute Guy"
Damn, ya beat me to it! :lol


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:52 am

No! Can't you see the sign, Wet Teddy Bears. (Liberty Mutual)

(those things look kind of gross)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:20 am

"SCOOP there it i-is, SCOOP there it i-is, SCOOP there it i-is, SCOOP there it i-is, SCOOP choc-a-lata, choc-a-lata, choc-a-lata...."
-GEICO

I'm now finding myself rapping this around the house! :shock: :lol


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:32 am

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:54 am

"Mine has a sandwich."
-Rocket Mortgage


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