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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by paul8539 » Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:03 pm

Turkeytop: The way I head it, Big Lou is only on number 2.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:07 am

"I'm pretty sure they come in peace." :lol
-Rocket Mortgage


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:41 pm

"My sub's got BACON."
- Subway



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:59 am

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN! DOWN TO THE RECYCLING CENTER!"
-GEICO


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners*

Post by kager » Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:11 am

“I never joke about hot cheese, Susan!”

- Capital One Shopping app

* there's probably an =/> number for which this line is their least favourite


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by matt1 » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:24 am

"Mom, could you give me some Cheesy Poops" Eric Carman talking to bitchy mother on "South Park"!!



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by paul8539 » Wed May 05, 2021 7:38 pm

Kanga-Roofing. We throw them off the roof.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Thu May 06, 2021 10:12 am

matt1 wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:24 am
"Mom, could you give me some Cheesy Poops" Eric Carman talking to bitchy mother on "South Park"!!
South Park's Eric Cartman sings his Cheesy Poofs song. So, kind of an ad, maybe.
https://youtu.be/-XlYj1iyAlk

Eric Carmen is a noted songwriter and member of the Raspberries.

Eating too many Cheesy Poofs could give Cartman cheesy poops, though.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Thu May 06, 2021 4:36 pm

Yo Grover, you like Ramen? (Door Dash)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri May 07, 2021 9:01 am

"Five more seconds, my skunk is almost done."
-The General

Speaking of which, this has to be the first time I've ever seen an entire ad campaign based on the misconceptions brought about by the company's previous campaign! :shock: Y'think a focus group was involved?


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Bobbert » Thu Jun 03, 2021 8:59 pm

The Teeter Hang-Ups commercial, where the founder and owner does a little jump, and says, "I'm in my 80s, and I feel GREAT!"



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:20 pm

Thank You McKayla (Geico)

McKayla Maroney's ticked off look after she gets of the roof is funny.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Sat Jun 12, 2021 8:29 am

"Kick pain in the Aspercreme!"


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by kager » Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:44 am

"You don't have to sleep with that drip tonight!"

- Haggard's Plumbing & Heating truck


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Wed Jun 16, 2021 1:44 pm

Homeowner: "Shouldn't something, you know, wacky, be happening right now.....?"
Flo: "We thought people could use a break. We've all been through a lot this year."

-Progressive- "The ad where nothing happens"



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