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Favorite Ad One-Liners
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moldyoldie
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Favorite Ad One-Liners
Recent TV favorites:
"Stay in your lane, Bro." - AT&T First Tattoo. Punctuated by the expression on the tattooee's face at the end, slightly out of focus in the background.
"Don't smell like Walter!" - Aspercreme. Again, the look on the young gal's face.
"Stay in your lane, Bro." - AT&T First Tattoo. Punctuated by the expression on the tattooee's face at the end, slightly out of focus in the background.
"Don't smell like Walter!" - Aspercreme. Again, the look on the young gal's face.
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
From a few decades back, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing".
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I've fallen, and I can't get up!
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Stupidest line... "Enjoy the Go!" tagging a toilet paper spot.
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tapeisrolling
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Can't believe I ate the whooooole thing!
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craig11152
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
From my wife...
"Where's the beef?"
"Can you hear me now? "
"Where's the beef?"
"Can you hear me now? "
I no longer directly engage trolls
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"Fifty Watts per channel, babycakes!"
-Highland Appliance
-Highland Appliance
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moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Everybody's listing the acknowledged classics, isn't there anything more recent that floats your respective boats? 
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
"That's not how it works; that's not how any of this works!" - esurance
"It's ALMOND... with an 'L'." - Snickers
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wcdw/snickers-almond-ahmend
"It's ALMOND... with an 'L'." - Snickers
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wcdw/snickers-almond-ahmend
"Enjoy every sandwich."
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"Hey good looking we'll be back to pick you up later",(Mr Microphone.)
"In Japan the hand can be used like a knife", (Ginsu Knives.)
"In Japan the hand can be used like a knife", (Ginsu Knives.)
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moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
A heavy cheese factor with that one!
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
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"Vaping is safer than, (insert loud foghorn sound.)" Anti vaping / smoking PSA.
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Would you like a chip?
Oh Honey that's Poupurri.
Would You like a Poupurri?
No thank you I'm driving.
Oh Honey that's Poupurri.
Would You like a Poupurri?
No thank you I'm driving.
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moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
That's not a one-liner, but I like that one as well.
Not only is the kid cute, but so is Amy Poehler!Another one I always get a kick out of is the stodgy librarian yelling, “HOLY MOLY, THAT'S A LOT OF MILES!” -- Capital One Venture Card library spot. The lovely Jennifer Garner coyly and politely shushes her.
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris
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moldyoldie
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners
The series of TV ads for Intuit QuickBooks featuring Danny DeVito has some memorable one-liners, such as:
"Where's YOUR belly rubs?"
"You may do corgis, but you don't have to work like a dog."
"Your job isn't doing hard work, it's making HER do hard work...and getting paid for it!"
"Without you we wouldn't have electricity; our hobby would be going to bed early."
"Where's YOUR belly rubs?"
"You may do corgis, but you don't have to work like a dog."
"Your job isn't doing hard work, it's making HER do hard work...and getting paid for it!"
"Without you we wouldn't have electricity; our hobby would be going to bed early."
"The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure."
- Sydney J. Harris
- Sydney J. Harris