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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:15 am

Dad, bursting into teenage daughter's bedroom: "You must be Steven's phone."
Boyfriend in window slinks back down the trellis. :lol
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:09 pm

The Geico commercial where the lizard wins a stuffed lizard in a carnival game. The stuffed toy is bigger tan he is and he's carrying it in front of him. A couple walking around sees it and the woman says "It looks more real on TV."



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm

Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:16 am

Mayhem, as your cat: "I'm a billion years of tiger DNA ready to pounce." :lol
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm

"Libbity Bibbity"



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by craig11152 » Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:24 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
I haven't seen that one but I got a good laugh reading your version.


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:20 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:38 pm

sfpcc wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:00 pm
I've fallen, and I can't get up!
I finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:39 pm

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:43 pm

SolarMax wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm
"Libbity Bibbity"
It's now what I call them! And that stupid jingle SUCKS!!


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:45 pm

My all-time favorite... "It's not plastic, it's rich, Corinthian Leather" LOL
Now, I always say, "it's rich, Corinthian plastic"!!


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:23 pm

Mayhem, as a gentle breeze: "Poets write about me, antiperspirants want to be like me."
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:52 pm

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Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks[quote] Mind if I root through your trash?[/quote]
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The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
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I thought the Robotussin Bear was Ray Romano, (I could be wrong.)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:57 am

Dad turtle driving his turtle family at 10 mph through a field: "My whole body is a compass."
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:02 am

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