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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:06 pm

"Who knew Arkansas had a Wine Country." (Arkansas Tourism ad from a few years ago)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Sep 30, 2020 2:08 pm

Buckleys Mixture. It tastes awful, but it works.


"Last night my Lord returned from the wars and pleasured me twice with his boots on."

The Duchess of Marlborough.

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by matt1 » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:11 pm

"White Rain"......makes sense" (1977)!!



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:44 pm

"And she told two friends, and she told two friends, and so on and so on ..."

Fabrege Organic Shampoo / (Featuring Heather Locklear)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:55 pm

" Athena, Hera, Persephone, Dionieses?"

"No I'm Claire." (Autotrader)

(I don't think Pesphone was a actually a god.)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:35 am

DMV Clerk: "I think you owe me $48.50...Wild Thang." :lol
-Current GEICO spot


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:26 am

"...a taste that'll knock the tennis balls off your grandma's walker!" :lol
-Canada Dry ginger ale.


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:33 am

We're Portuguese! I thought we were Hungarian?

(Ancestry.com)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:35 pm

."... your knowledge of Victorian architecture really paid off this time!"
- Progressive Insurance "The End"



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by paul8539 » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:26 pm

How about this one from The Apprentice:

Trump, You're Fired!



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Sat Dec 26, 2020 6:34 am

Cmon rice, do you're stuff. (Liberty Mutual)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by matt1 » Sat Dec 26, 2020 7:55 pm

"Make a better salad with Bacos, make a better salad today" (1975 or 1976): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgKB57 ... l=PhakeNam



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by paul8539 » Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:34 pm

Plop plop fizz fizz; oh what a relief it is (Ex lax).



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by matt1 » Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:29 pm

That is Alka Seltzer!!



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:38 pm

paul8539 wrote:
Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:34 pm
Plop plop fizz fizz; oh what a relief it is (Ex lax).
If you make plop plop fizz fizz after ex-lax, you've got some pretty odd G.I. issues!



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