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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:15 am

Dad, bursting into teenage daughter's bedroom: "You must be Steven's phone."
Boyfriend in window slinks back down the trellis. :lol
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:09 pm

The Geico commercial where the lizard wins a stuffed lizard in a carnival game. The stuffed toy is bigger tan he is and he's carrying it in front of him. A couple walking around sees it and the woman says "It looks more real on TV."


You have to use the good brand of duct tape. The cheap stuff, they can work it loose with their tongue.

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm

Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:16 am

Mayhem, as your cat: "I'm a billion years of tiger DNA ready to pounce." :lol
-Allstate


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm

"Libbity Bibbity"



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by craig11152 » Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:24 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
I haven't seen that one but I got a good laugh reading your version.


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:20 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:38 pm

sfpcc wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:00 pm
I've fallen, and I can't get up!
I finally, after years of searching, found a bad copy of the stupid song someone made from this in the late 80's. Would love to find a batter copy.
"We-we-we're sending help, we-we-we're sending help, we're sending, we're sending, we're sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher!!"


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:39 pm

SolarMax wrote:
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"Fifty Watts per channel, babycakes!"
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To this day, I still say this!


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:43 pm

SolarMax wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm
"Libbity Bibbity"
It's now what I call them! And that stupid jingle SUCKS!!


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Ed Joseph » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:45 pm

My all-time favorite... "It's not plastic, it's rich, Corinthian Leather" LOL
Now, I always say, "it's rich, Corinthian plastic"!!


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:23 pm

Mayhem, as a gentle breeze: "Poets write about me, antiperspirants want to be like me."
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by sfpcc » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:52 pm

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Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks[quote] Mind if I root through your trash?[/quote]
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The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.
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I thought the Robotussin Bear was Ray Romano, (I could be wrong.)



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:57 am

Dad turtle driving his turtle family at 10 mph through a field: "My whole body is a compass."
-Comcast Xfinity


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:02 am

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