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Favorite Ad One-Liners

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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:15 am

Dad, bursting into teenage daughter's bedroom: "You must be Steven's phone."
Boyfriend in window slinks back down the trellis. :lol
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:09 pm

The Geico commercial where the lizard wins a stuffed lizard in a carnival game. The stuffed toy is bigger tan he is and he's carrying it in front of him. A couple walking around sees it and the woman says "It looks more real on TV."



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by Turkeytop » Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm

Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by moldyoldie » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:16 am

Mayhem, as your cat: "I'm a billion years of tiger DNA ready to pounce." :lol
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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:07 pm

"Libbity Bibbity"



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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by craig11152 » Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:24 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
I haven't seen that one but I got a good laugh reading your version.


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Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

Post by SolarMax » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:20 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:50 pm
Robitussin Cough Syrup.

The woman is coughing in her kitchen. A bear comes to her open window and hands her a bottle of the cough syrup to try.

The bear then asks
Mind if I root through your trash?
The Robitussin bear sounds almost just like the Muppets' Fozzie Bear (who is himself appearing in some other spots). Wacka Wacka.



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