Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Black eyes are common when get getting hit with this board.

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Not that I know of. I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?

They're deere crossings.

Tractors a popular mobility device there?

The reason they are referred to as deere crossings is because they have to cross on their way to the john. Plus Canadians spell things funny. Like Colour.

I like my joke better.

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... I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?

I've heard they do, but you can ask for the signs to be moved. The only problem is that only the middle class are allowed to file a request, since it requires an app.

Good one.

[RayQix]

Did someone actually take something seriously here?

C’mon now ….. we all should know better than that.

Beer…. Sounds like we need some here anyways


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[Bryce]

“I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”

My wife said the same thing after we got married

Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.

I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.

Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?

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“I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”

My wife said the same thing after we got married

Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.

I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.

Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?

Now that's just over the line.

[Mega Hertz]

“I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”

My wife said the same thing after we got married

Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.

I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.

Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?

Now that's just over the line.

Fuck no it wasn't

I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.

[Deleted User 9015]

“I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”

My wife said the same thing after we got married

Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.

I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.

Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?

Now that's just over the line.

Fuck no it wasn't

I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.

Don't encourage him!!

[Bryce]

“I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”

My wife said the same thing after we got married

Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.

I do this thing where I burp down the urethra. It sends vibrations deep into your ballsack. Those swimmers come out running for cover, thinking that they just experienced an earthquake.

Going to tell us about the cream pie in your brown eye?

Now that's just over the line.

Fuck no it wasn't

I thought "Cream Pie In Your Brown Eye" was a Frank Zappa album.

Don't encourage him!!

Next time, invite your friends...

12 Crowd-Worthy Cream Pie Recipes

https://www.allrecipes.com/cream-pie-recipes-7559185

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Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...

[teetoppz28]

Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...

Well, that's enough internet for today...

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Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...

Good god man….

[Honeyman]

Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...

Good god man….

If he had just left out "Grandma".....

[Deleted User 9015]

Damn... I would love to get a piece of Grandma's luscious lemon cream pie.

Just inhaling the scent would entice my appetite. I'd start from the bottom and move my way up. Enjoy that nice dry crust on my tongue before working my way up and coating my tongue in that cream. God would it be delicious to get a mix of yellow and white together as I move my way up to the top and just enjoy the bitterness.

Then mix in some chocolate, too...

Good god man….

If he had just left out "Grandma".....

would you prefer grandpa?