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Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:29 pm
by Turkeytop
Florida couple caught having sex in the back seat of FHP cruiser
COLLIER County, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida couple was arrested after they filmed themselves having sex in an FHP trooper’s squad car after the trooper stepped away.
According to an arrest report obtained by WBBH, Summer Watkins and Yordan Nao, both 24 were pulled over for driving with a suspended license early on Thursday morning.
They were both put in the back of a patrol car and the trooper had planned to drop them off at a gas station where they could find their own ride home.
Before they made it home, the trooper caught them having oral sex in the backseat. Troopers said Noa was recording Watkins on his phone.
When troopers searched Noa’s vehicle, they also discovered marijuana and codeine.
Watkins was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and breach of the peace while Nao was charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, breach of the peace, indecent exposure of a sexual organ and lewd and lascivious behavior.
The couple was taken to Collier County Jail after being arrested. They were each released on bond and are expected back in court next month.
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Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:32 pm
by Matt
601 miles.
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:37 pm
by Turkeytop
Matt wrote: ↑Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:32 pm
601 miles.
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:45 pm
by TC Talks
Look at that smile on his face and she is smiling? I can't exactly tell what's going on underneath that botox.
Who the hell arrest somebody for marijuana possession?
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:33 am
by Matt
TC Talks wrote: ↑Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:45 pm
Look at that smile on his face and she is smiling? I can't exactly tell what's going on underneath that botox.
Who the hell arrest somebody for marijuana possession?
They were arrested for having oral sex in a cop car.
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:17 am
by MWmetalhead
Love the smirk on the guy's face in particular.
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:22 am
by Ben Zonia
Print the "happy couple's" picture out and keep it near your computer, just in case you are tempted to use Tinder or Grindr, or even more "legitimate" "dating" sites. There's a reason some people are so desperate. Don't let this happen you. Even without getting arrested. And always remember poor Kevin Bacon from Swartz Creek. It's coming up on two years as I recall since that happened, right before the virus crisis. Seriously.
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:11 am
by Bryce
The sex must have been really good. Sources tell me that the happy couple were each given and fitted for bracelets afterward.
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:26 pm
by Turkeytop
She proclaimed her love for him, but it was only lip service.
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 7:40 pm
by TC Talks
Turkeytop wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:26 pm
She proclaimed her love for him, but it was only lip service.
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:11 pm
by Matt
The officer blew a gasket while the woman blew... Well, you know...
Re: Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:36 pm
by MotorCityRadioFreak
Ben Zonia wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:22 am
Print the "happy couple's" picture out and keep it near your computer, just in case you are tempted to use Tinder or Grindr, or even more "legitimate" "dating" sites. There's a reason some people are so desperate. Don't let this happen you. Even without getting arrested. And always remember poor Kevin Bacon from Swartz Creek. It's coming up on two years as I recall since that happened, right before the virus crisis. Seriously.
Yeah, that case really shook me. I have friends that knew Kevin.