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Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore

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Can't Even Have Sex in the Back Seat Anymore

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:29 pm

Florida couple caught having sex in the back seat of FHP cruiser


COLLIER County, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida couple was arrested after they filmed themselves having sex in an FHP trooper’s squad car after the trooper stepped away.

According to an arrest report obtained by WBBH, Summer Watkins and Yordan Nao, both 24 were pulled over for driving with a suspended license early on Thursday morning.

They were both put in the back of a patrol car and the trooper had planned to drop them off at a gas station where they could find their own ride home.

Before they made it home, the trooper caught them having oral sex in the backseat. Troopers said Noa was recording Watkins on his phone.

When troopers searched Noa’s vehicle, they also discovered marijuana and codeine.

Watkins was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and breach of the peace while Nao was charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, breach of the peace, indecent exposure of a sexual organ and lewd and lascivious behavior.

The couple was taken to Collier County Jail after being arrested. They were each released on bond and are expected back in court next month.
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Post by Matt » Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:32 pm

601 miles.


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Post by Turkeytop » Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:37 pm

Matt wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:32 pm
601 miles.
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Post by TC Talks » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:45 pm

Look at that smile on his face and she is smiling? I can't exactly tell what's going on underneath that botox.

Who the hell arrest somebody for marijuana possession?


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Post by Matt » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:33 am

TC Talks wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:45 pm
Look at that smile on his face and she is smiling? I can't exactly tell what's going on underneath that botox.

Who the hell arrest somebody for marijuana possession?
They were arrested for having oral sex in a cop car.


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Post by MWmetalhead » Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:17 am

Love the smirk on the guy's face in particular.



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Post by Ben Zonia » Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:22 am

Print the "happy couple's" picture out and keep it near your computer, just in case you are tempted to use Tinder or Grindr, or even more "legitimate" "dating" sites. There's a reason some people are so desperate. Don't let this happen you. Even without getting arrested. And always remember poor Kevin Bacon from Swartz Creek. It's coming up on two years as I recall since that happened, right before the virus crisis. Seriously.


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Post by Bryce » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:11 am

The sex must have been really good. Sources tell me that the happy couple were each given and fitted for bracelets afterward.


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Post by Turkeytop » Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:26 pm

She proclaimed her love for him, but it was only lip service.


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Post by TC Talks » Wed Nov 24, 2021 7:40 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:26 pm
She proclaimed her love for him, but it was only lip service.
:rollin


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Post by Matt » Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:11 pm

The officer blew a gasket while the woman blew... Well, you know...


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Post by MotorCityRadioFreak » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:36 pm

Ben Zonia wrote:
Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:22 am
Print the "happy couple's" picture out and keep it near your computer, just in case you are tempted to use Tinder or Grindr, or even more "legitimate" "dating" sites. There's a reason some people are so desperate. Don't let this happen you. Even without getting arrested. And always remember poor Kevin Bacon from Swartz Creek. It's coming up on two years as I recall since that happened, right before the virus crisis. Seriously.
Yeah, that case really shook me. I have friends that knew Kevin.


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