I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:24 pm
Someone entertain me!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
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Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:44 pm
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 pm
Excellent. Thank you!
I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not
I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:04 pm
Two blondes walking along the river, each on opposite banks. One blonde called across to the other "How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde replied "You are on the other side?"
The other blonde replied "You are on the other side?"
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:28 pm
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:38 pm
I just took a new gig promoting died grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
It's all about raisin awareness.
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:42 pm
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:14 pm
You guys are great lol
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:17 pm
Why do lesbians all shop at Dunham Sports?
They don't like Dick's.
They don't like Dick's.
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:44 pm
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar
The bartender asks the rabbit “what’ll ya have?
The rabbit says “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”
The bartender asks the rabbit “what’ll ya have?
The rabbit says “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:47 pm
Find a bathroom and smell your girlfriend's panties, that should burn 10 minutes.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 pmExcellent. Thank you!
I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:02 am
Too late. They're already in the washer on spin cycle. He may have taken a good sniff before he put them in. He'd be crazy not to..Neckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:47 pmFind a bathroom and smell your girlfriend's panties, that should burn 10 minutes.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 pmExcellent. Thank you!
I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:10 pm
PervertTurkeytop wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:02 amToo late. They're already in the washer on spin cycle. He may have taken a good sniff before he put them in. He'd be crazy not to..Neckbeard wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:47 pmFind a bathroom and smell your girlfriend's panties, that should burn 10 minutes.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:53 pmExcellent. Thank you!
I'm waiting on the laundry to finish. Everyone else is in bed so I figured why not
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:36 am
Last night vandals broke into New Scotland Yard; nothing was stolen but they systematically destroyed every single one of the toilets.
An official spokesperson was quoted as saying, ‘we will carry out a thorough investigation but at this moment in time we have absolutely nothing to go on’.
An official spokesperson was quoted as saying, ‘we will carry out a thorough investigation but at this moment in time we have absolutely nothing to go on’.
Re: I'm bored.
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:26 am
How the duck do you know about autocorrect?Turkeytop wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:36 amLast night vandals broke into New Scotland Yard; nothing was stolen but they systematically destroyed every single one of the toilets.
An official spokesperson was quoted as saying, ‘we will carry out a thorough investigation but at this moment in time we have absolutely nothing to go on’.