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Re: I'm bored.

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by SteveS » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:38 pm

Mega Hertz wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:24 pm
Someone entertain me!
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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Honeyman » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:45 pm

I'm thinking of starting a chain of Vietnamese soup/noodle restaurants for dogs. Calling it "Pho Paw".


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Mega Hertz » Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:17 pm

8)
SteveS wrote:
Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:38 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:24 pm
Someone entertain me!
I said ENTERTAIN, not AGGRAVATE!!! 😂


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Mega Hertz » Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:18 pm

I love you guys. This is great.


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Robert Faygo » Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:27 pm

How about a shoutout to our friends in Kalamazoo-zoo-zoo-zoo?



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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Turkeytop » Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:50 pm

Political incorrectness. Discretion is advised
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You don't say anything.
You've already told her twice and she didn't listen.


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Mega Hertz » Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:37 pm

Robert Faygo wrote:
Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:27 pm
How about a shoutout to our friends in Kalamazoo-zoo-zoo-zoo?

Are you shitting me!? I just looked this one up the other day! I seem to recall Carleton singing it on an episode of Fresh Prince.


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Post by Robert Faygo » Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:53 pm

Yep. I remember that too ... he was in the car singing a short snippet with Will in the back seat dressed like Freddie Krueger.

Marion Hutton, the female vocalist, was just about 23 years old when "Orchestra Wives" was filmed ... and was raised in Battle Creek.


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Turkeytop » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:48 pm

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. It was released by the Canadian Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision

Canadians: Negative. Divert your course 15 degrees to the South

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. Divert your course NOW.


Canadians: Sorry. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by audiophile » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:11 pm

Wow!


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by kager » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:32 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:48 pm
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. It was released by the Canadian Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision

Canadians: Negative. Divert your course 15 degrees to the South

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. Divert your course NOW.


Canadians: Sorry. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!
Well, the OP did request entertainment... :blink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthous ... ban_legend


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by kager » Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:22 pm

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Re: I'm bored.

Post by audiophile » Sun Sep 26, 2021 3:03 pm

kager wrote:
Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:32 pm
Turkeytop wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:48 pm
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. It was released by the Canadian Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision

Canadians: Negative. Divert your course 15 degrees to the South

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. Divert your course NOW.


Canadians: Sorry. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!
Well, the OP did request entertainment... :blink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthous ... ban_legend
It didn't seem very plausible for an American ship, after all the Canadian military is the ones using old junk.


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Re: I'm bored.

Post by Turkeytop » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:25 pm

The young farmer was infatuated with the young, new school teacher in town. On Saturday evening she was entertaining him in her parlour.

She had a piano in the room and she asked him if he would like her to play it. He told her "yes" and she sat down to play." This song,"she said "is called The Storm."

She began to play. The tinkling of the high keys was the sound of raindrops and was interspersed with lightning by clanging on the middle keys.

Suddenly she felt an overpowering need to pass gas. She was embarrassed. she didn't want him to hear. She was able to time it so that is came just as she was booming out thunder on the lower keys.

She continued playing to the end of the song. She asked him "How did you like that?"

"It was great."

"Would you like me to play it again?"

"Sure. But this time leave out that part where the lightning hits the shithouse."


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