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Turkeytop
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by Turkeytop » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:45 pm
Auburndale Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop And Found To Be Naked With String Tied To His Genitals
Auburndale, Florida – The Polk County Sheriff’s Office has arrested a man for multiple drug charges and fleeing to elude after failing to stop at an intersection. According to arrest affidavit deputies arrested Jerry Sanders, DOB 2/6/61, of Auburndale after he allegedly failed to stop at the intersection of Industrial Street and Bishop Street in Auburndale.
According to the arrest affidavit a Polk County Sheriff’s Office Deputy witnessed a silver sedan fail to stop at the intersection of Industrial Street and Bishop Street. The deputy, in a patrol car, put his lights on and initiated a traffic stop. The sedan allegedly attempted to flee, but shortly swerved off the road. According to the affidavit the deputy noticed partially smoked marijuana joints and a rolled up dollar bill in the center console.
Sanders was taken into custody. The deputy noticed as he escorted Sanders out of the car that he was totally naked and had string wrapped around his body. He was also found to have string tied to his penis and testicles. The deputy asked Sanders why he fled. Sanders allegedly replied “because I was naked”. Sanders allegedly consented to a search of his car and told deputies they would find no drugs in it. Deputies allegedly found a baggie of methamphetamine, rolled dollar bill and joints. Sanders allegedly admitted to snorting methamphetamine with the dollar bill and that “weed” was in the joint he smoked.
Sanders is still listed as in custody at Polk County Jail as of this article. He has a combined bond of $2,500.00.
https://www.dailyridge.com/en/2020/03/2 ... -genitals/
Auburndale is 418 miles from Niceville.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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by Rate This » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:09 pm
Turkeytop wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:45 pm
Auburndale Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop And Found To Be Naked With String Tied To His Genitals
Auburndale, Florida – The Polk County Sheriff’s Office has arrested a man for multiple drug charges and fleeing to elude after failing to stop at an intersection. According to arrest affidavit deputies arrested Jerry Sanders, DOB 2/6/61, of Auburndale after he allegedly failed to stop at the intersection of Industrial Street and Bishop Street in Auburndale.
According to the arrest affidavit a Polk County Sheriff’s Office Deputy witnessed a silver sedan fail to stop at the intersection of Industrial Street and Bishop Street. The deputy, in a patrol car, put his lights on and initiated a traffic stop. The sedan allegedly attempted to flee, but shortly swerved off the road. According to the affidavit the deputy noticed partially smoked marijuana joints and a rolled up dollar bill in the center console.
Sanders was taken into custody. The deputy noticed as he escorted Sanders out of the car that he was totally naked and had string wrapped around his body. He was also found to have string tied to his penis and testicles. The deputy asked Sanders why he fled. Sanders allegedly replied “because I was naked”. Sanders allegedly consented to a search of his car and told deputies they would find no drugs in it. Deputies allegedly found a baggie of methamphetamine, rolled dollar bill and joints. Sanders allegedly admitted to snorting methamphetamine with the dollar bill and that “weed” was in the joint he smoked.
Sanders is still listed as in custody at Polk County Jail as of this article. He has a combined bond of $2,500.00.
https://www.dailyridge.com/en/2020/03/2 ... -genitals/
Auburndale is 418 miles from Niceville.
He went on a joy ride because he was despondent over the crisis we face.
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Turkeytop
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by Turkeytop » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:51 pm
He was fit to be tied.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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by TC Talks » Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:25 am
He was tangled up in blueballs
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Turkeytop
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by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:51 am
Sanders is a student of String Theory.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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by Bryce » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:56 am
He didn't want to drive that way, but he was stranded.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Turkeytop
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by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:59 am
He's always been high strung.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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by Rate This » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:01 pm
All he had to do was go pull a few strings...
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Bryce
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by Bryce » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:03 pm
Both of his sartorial tastes were in one ac-cord.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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by Rate This » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:17 pm
Bryce wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:03 pm
Both of his sartorial tastes were in one ac-cord.
... not bad...
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Turkeytop
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by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:20 pm
As a child, according to his mother, he was always on Santa's knotty list.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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by Bryce » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:50 pm
He was bound to be caught.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:42 pm
Bryce wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:50 pm
He was bound to be caught.
He was twine not to be.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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by Bryce » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:00 pm
Turkeytop wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:42 pm
Bryce wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:50 pm
He was bound to be caught.
He was twine not to be.
No matter how hard he tries, he always gets himself into a bind.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
