What do you call two Irish queers? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald!Mike Oxlong wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 9:11 pmI heard a couple of silly jokes today:
Q. Why don't Trump wear glasses?
A. Because he's already got 2020.
Q. How come Buttigieg lost the election?
A. He couldn't give a straight answer.
I know, please don't groan too loud.
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A couple of silly jokes
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Re: A couple of silly jokes
Michael Jackson is talking with a pilot of a plane that’s going down with several children inside. There’s just two parachutes. The pilot tells Michael, “Just two parachutes, for me and you. Let’s go.”
Michael Jackson says, “What about the kids?”
The pilot says, “Screw the kids!”
Michael Jackson says, “You think we have time?”
Michael Jackson says, “What about the kids?”
The pilot says, “Screw the kids!”
Michael Jackson says, “You think we have time?”