All accepted registrations through December 9 at 7:00p ET have been activated. Thank you! -M.W.

Please note: Terms of Use have been amended effective October 6, 2019. Make sure you are aware of the new rules! Please visit this thread for details: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=48619

All user accounts that have been inactive since January 1, 2017 have been expunged. If you are one of these users and wish to submit a new post, please re-register. Thank you.

Overheard in the Waiting Room

A place to talk about any topic on your mind (non-broadcasting related). General conversation.
User avatar
Posts: 3577
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:27 pm

Overheard in the Waiting Room

Post by Turkeytop » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:22 am

The old lady had come shuffling in, all stooped over, using two canes.

Now she was sitting and engaged in a conversation with another lady. She said her Doctor had recommended surgery on her spine, but he couldn't guarantee the surgery wouldn't leave her paralyzed. She said she was going to tell the Dr. she doesn't want to take a chance with the surgery.

"I trust God" she said to her friend, "but God won't be doing the surgery."

You have to use the good brand of duct tape. The cheap stuff, they can work it loose with their tongue.