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Naked Man Caught Dribbling All Over Park

Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 9:24 pm
by Turkeytop
Florida man arrested for playing basketball naked

LONGWOOD, Fla. (WFLA) - A Florida man is facing an indecent exposure charge after police found him playing basketball naked at a park in Seminole County.

Longwood police were called to Candy Land Park on Sunday night for a man who was not wearing clothes walking around the park.

Responding officers say they found Jordan Anderson naked and playing basketball on the park's court. When asked what he was doing, police say Anderson told them he was working on his basketball skills.

Police say the man put his clothes back on when asked.

Anderson was arrested for indecent exposure of sexual organs and taken to the John E Polk Correctional Facility.

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/flori ... 1999632993

Longwood is 418 miles from Niceville

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Re: Naked Man Caught Dribbling All Over Park

Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 12:21 am
by matt1
Randy Newman "Naked Man" (from 1974 "Good Old Boys") "Beware, beware, beware of the naked man!!" Also done by Blood, Sweat & Tears (featuring the return of David Clayton Thomas) (from 1975 "New City").

Re: Naked Man Caught Dribbling All Over Park

Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 11:27 am
by Deleted User 14992
This happened in Candy Land Park, He must be “The Candyman” At least had more than one ball. 🏀 🏀 🏀

Re: Naked Man Caught Dribbling All Over Park

Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 12:12 pm
by Vic Doucette
It's obvious that Florida Man will never become a member of the Justice League of America.

Re: Naked Man Caught Dribbling All Over Park

Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 12:36 pm
by Deleted User 15003
Could it be he has a basketball jones?

Re: Naked Man Caught Dribbling All Over Park

Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 2:16 pm
by lovinlife101
Can you blame him?

He obviously was looking for, um, stiff competition on the hard court. He just tended to dribble after, um, shooting. Just looking for a little man-on-man action. Shirts and skins, without the shirt preferably. Each taking turns offensively, little to no defense being played. Each displaying good ball-handling, penetration, and sticking their shots in the hole.

As Chris Berman would say, “He could go...all...the...way! YES!!! YES!!! OH, YESSSSSS!!!