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Longwood is 418 miles from Niceville
Florida man arrested for playing basketball naked
LONGWOOD, Fla. (WFLA) - A Florida man is facing an indecent exposure charge after police found him playing basketball naked at a park in Seminole County.
Longwood police were called to Candy Land Park on Sunday night for a man who was not wearing clothes walking around the park.
Responding officers say they found Jordan Anderson naked and playing basketball on the park's court. When asked what he was doing, police say Anderson told them he was working on his basketball skills.
Police say the man put his clothes back on when asked.
Anderson was arrested for indecent exposure of sexual organs and taken to the John E Polk Correctional Facility.
You have to use the good brand of duct tape. The cheap stuff, they can work it loose with their tongue.
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Randy Newman "Naked Man" (from 1974 "Good Old Boys") "Beware, beware, beware of the naked man!!" Also done by Blood, Sweat & Tears (featuring the return of David Clayton Thomas) (from 1975 "New City").
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Could it be he has a basketball jones?
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Can you blame him?
He obviously was looking for, um, stiff competition on the hard court. He just tended to dribble after, um, shooting. Just looking for a little man-on-man action. Shirts and skins, without the shirt preferably. Each taking turns offensively, little to no defense being played. Each displaying good ball-handling, penetration, and sticking their shots in the hole.
As Chris Berman would say, “He could go...all...the...way! YES!!! YES!!! OH, YESSSSSS!!!