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Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

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Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Post by kc8yqq » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:05 am

Lions face another loss as Daniel survives.



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Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Post by Turkeytop » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:00 am

kc8yqq wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:08 am
Gay Pride Festival Cancelled; Many Lives Lost Due To Wildfires in Sodom and Gomorrah
Good one. :rollin :rollin


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Post by Turkeytop » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:54 am

Fifty Cubit Ship Runs Aground.
Cargo of Live Animals Escape.


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Post by Turkeytop » Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:20 am

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Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:00 pm

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Post by Turkeytop » Wed May 22, 2019 11:48 am

Bethlehem Inns Report Zero Vacancies During First Ever Christmas Season.


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Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Post by Turkeytop » Fri May 07, 2021 12:25 am

Planned Parenthood dismisses immaculate conception theory, Offers support to victim.


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Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Post by MotorCityRadioFreak » Fri May 07, 2021 3:07 pm

Jerusalem Times

Leprosy Surges in Jerusalem; Jesus to Return from Samaria Next Week.


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