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Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

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Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Turkeytop » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:31 pm

Southwest Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Shooting Wife Over Sex Refusal

A 76-year-old Southwest Florida man is behind bars after allegedly shooting his wife of six months – reportedly because she refused to have sex with him.

According to the Bradenton Herald, Donald Royce and his 62-year-old wife had been arguing Saturday in their Lehigh Acres home over the fact they had not had sex since being married. Royce allegedly pulled out a gun and attempted to shoot a mattress in their home in an effort to scare her.


He missed, instead shooting her in the butt and hip.

Royce was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. As of Thursday he is still being held on $100,000 bond.

The victim, who has been with Royce for six years, is recovering at a Fort Myers hospital.
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Sout ... 82593.html



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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Calvert DeForest » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:31 am

Well that's one way to get someone in the mood.


It's okay to be bored once in a while.

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Post by Bryce » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:42 pm

Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".


There sure isn't as much excitement, fawning, or adulation over our first orange president as there was over our first black one. Evidently, orange really isn't the new black.

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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Calvert DeForest » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:01 pm

Bryce wrote:Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".
Yeah, it's depressing. :-|


It's okay to be bored once in a while.

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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Turkeytop » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:36 pm

Bryce wrote:Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".

Went off half cocked.



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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by NS8401 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:38 pm

She didn't realize he was still fully loaded...



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Post by Bryce » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:04 pm

The gun he was aiming to use was his 're Peter.


There sure isn't as much excitement, fawning, or adulation over our first orange president as there was over our first black one. Evidently, orange really isn't the new black.

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Post by Turkeytop » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:49 am

Squirt gun.



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Post by Bryce » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:07 am

I bet he was playing "Friggin In The Riggin" by the Sex PISTOLS during this incident.



There sure isn't as much excitement, fawning, or adulation over our first orange president as there was over our first black one. Evidently, orange really isn't the new black.

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Post by Plate Cap » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:38 pm

Cocked and locked


The box that many broadcasters won’t look outside of was made in 1969 and hasn’t changed significantly since.

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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Turkeytop » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:53 am

His "mattress" story is full of holes.



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Post by Bryce » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:06 pm

That marriage is shot all to hell.


There sure isn't as much excitement, fawning, or adulation over our first orange president as there was over our first black one. Evidently, orange really isn't the new black.

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Post by Turkeytop » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:08 pm

Bryce wrote:That marriage is shot all to hell.
This latest incident knocked the stuffings out of it.



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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Bryce » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:31 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Bryce wrote:That marriage is shot all to hell.
This latest incident knocked the stuffings out of it.
There may be a few holes in that theory.


There sure isn't as much excitement, fawning, or adulation over our first orange president as there was over our first black one. Evidently, orange really isn't the new black.

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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Turkeytop » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:01 am

He'll have to spring for a new mattress.



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