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So I got a Cologuard test to send back
So I got a Cologuard test to send back
Wonder what would happen if I used one of my dogs turds for the sample?
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Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back
They'd find out you have rabies and send the guys with the nets!
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Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back
Reminds of Seinfeld where Elaine uses Mrs. Seinfeld's urine sample for a drug test and after the analysis, her boss tells Elaine she's menopausal, has the metabolism of a 68 year old woman, and that she may have osteoporosis.
Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back
Piece of advice from someone who has used what me and wife call “poop in a box”:
If you’ve had a lot to eat in the past 24 hours and this is your first bowel movement, DON’T USE IT. Why? They’ll do to you what they did to me - reject the sample because you gave them too much sample. After the third time of rejected samples, that won’t send another one
If you’ve had a lot to eat in the past 24 hours and this is your first bowel movement, DON’T USE IT. Why? They’ll do to you what they did to me - reject the sample because you gave them too much sample. After the third time of rejected samples, that won’t send another one
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Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back
I sent in a sample of Neckbeard's poo, it identified me as G G.
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Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back
I shit conservativesMega Hertz wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:32 pmI sent in a sample of Neckbeard's poo, it identified me as G G.