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I'm in This Photo

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I'm in This Photo

Post by Turkeytop » Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:36 pm

Last January, I attended a book signing by Tim Dorsey, in Largo FL. This is the photo of the event. I'm the one with my hand raised.

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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Deleted User 8570 » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:03 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:36 pm
Last January, I attended a book signing by Tim Dorsey, in Largo FL. This is the photo of the event. I'm the one with my hand raised.

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And I’m Elvis.... thank you... thank you very much...



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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Turkeytop » Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:52 pm

NS8401 wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:03 am
And I’m Elvis.... thank you... thank you very much...
Oh, you're very welcome, Elvis.



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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Deleted User 14803 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:16 am

So! Do you want a cookie?



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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by TC Talks » Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:28 pm

RadioKev wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:16 am
So! Do you want a cookie?
TT have you met the next inductee to the Douchebag Repository?


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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Turkeytop » Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:49 pm

TC Talks wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:28 pm
RadioKev wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:16 am
So! Do you want a cookie?
TT have you met the next inductee to the Douchebag Repository?
I didn't infer any ill intent from his reply. I think the suggestion was that I was raising my hand to ask for a cookie,



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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Deleted User 14803 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:04 pm

Turkey,that is exactly what I meant. No I’ll intent the person next to You wants a cookie also, I hope there’s enough for everyone.



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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Bryce » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:04 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:49 pm


I didn't infer any ill intent from his reply. I think the suggestion was that I was raising my hand to ask for a cookie,
And here all this time, I thought everyone had to pee!


If you have a really big butt, can you get away with doing things half-assed?

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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Deleted User 14803 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:14 pm

It had to be cookies everyone’s happy.



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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Turkeytop » Mon Dec 03, 2018 4:17 pm

Bryce wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:04 pm


And here all this time, I thought everyone had to pee!
Actually, they asked us all to wave at the camera. I waved with my left hand.



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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by TC Talks » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:08 am

Bryce wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:04 pm

And here all this time, I thought everyone had to pee!
:razz


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Re: I'm in This Photo

Post by Turkeytop » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:24 pm

Dorsey's next novel, No Sunscreen For The Dead, is being released in January. I'll be at that signing event for sure. In spite of its murderous title, it's actually a satirical, comic novel. Florida's zaniest news headlines, always find their way into the pages of Dorsey's next book.

He once told the group of us, that it's difficult to satirize Florida, because every day life is already so bizarre.

Here is a sneak preview of the prologue from No Sunscreen For The Dead.
CENTRAL FLORIDA
Late one night in the state’s largest retirement community, a
sixty-eight-year-old woman and her younger boyfriend were
arrested for having public sex in the town square.

The police officer found them at ten thirty with underwear
down, still going at it against the side of something called the Bait
Shack.

The press went ape. Media around the country eagerly picked up the story, and
the Daily Mail from London actually flew an undercover reporter
across the ocean, who came back with sordid tales of a thriving
swingers’ scene, a black market in Viagra, and drunk driving in
golf carts.

The community quickly swung into action. A local bar introduced a
new rum drink called “Sex on the Square” for $3.75 that sold briskly
during the early-bird hour. The morning paper published the recipe.
Click here to read on here, if you wish.

http://www.timdorsey.com/Sunscreen.pdf



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