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Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Bryce » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:22 pm

Turkeytop wrote:He'll have to spring for a new mattress.
Could have been avoided if she'd have let him BANG her in the first place.


If you have a really big butt, can you get away with doing things half-assed?

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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Turkeytop » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:31 pm

This has been a barrel of laughs.



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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Bryce » Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:21 am

Turkeytop wrote:This has been a barrel of laughs.
Yeah? I bet his wife thought it was a blast.


If you have a really big butt, can you get away with doing things half-assed?

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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:31 pm

Bryce wrote:Yeah? I bet his wife thought it was a blast.
She's hip to it, but she doesn't like being the butt of all these jokes.
He missed, instead shooting her in the butt and hip.



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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Bryce » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:39 pm

Turkeytop wrote: she doesn't like being the butt of all these jokes.
Then she shouldn't have gotten BEHIND in her wifely duties.


If you have a really big butt, can you get away with doing things half-assed?

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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Deleted User 8570 » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:38 pm

At least she wasnt on the bottom...



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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Bryce » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:06 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Bryce wrote:Yeah? I bet his wife thought it was a blast.
She's hip to it, but she doesn't like being the butt of all these jokes.
He missed, instead shooting her in the butt and hip.
Maybe Mr. Royce didn't want to be the only Ass Hole in the house?


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Re: Gun Enthusiast Misses Mattress, Hits Mrs

Post by Turkeytop » Tue Oct 30, 2018 1:14 pm

Bedlam.



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