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Why Do I Have a Black Eye?

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Turkeytop wrote: Wed Nov 08, 2023 10:48 am When I say I don't know how to do something it's because I don't.

I don't know how to do a brake job on my car. I don't know how to prepare my tax return. I don't know how to swim. I don't know how to knit. I don't know how to drywall. I don't know how to make a cake. I don't know how to dance. I don't know how to play cards. I don't know how to book a flight online. I don't know how to fix my lawn mower when it won't start. After attempting it once, I discovered I don't know how to cut my own hair. I don't know how to speak French. I don't know Morse Code. I don't know how to tell the time without a clock. I don't know how to make a Martini.

But I get the point. None of you are interested in my lack of skills. So, from now on, I'll avoid posting on subjects that would require me to make such an admission.
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“I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
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kager wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
:lol :lol :lol
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kager wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
My wife said the same thing after we got married
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Before we know it this thread will catch the Ron Cameron thread if you all just step your game up.
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craig11152 wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 9:03 pm Before we know it this thread will catch the Ron Cameron thread if you all just step your game up.
:lol :lol :lol
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Neckbeard wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 8:53 pm
kager wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
My wife said the same thing after we got married
Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.
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Mega Hertz wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 11:23 pm
Neckbeard wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 8:53 pm
kager wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:48 am “I don’t know what to do after lifting the beer!”

“Use my mouth? I don't even know if I have a mouth. I've never noticed one.”
My wife said the same thing after we got married
Neckbeard has a mouth and uses it well. Can verify.
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Every day I take the same way home from work and the sun is in my eyes. What should I do? I asked the city if they could change the direction of the road. Or at least put a cover over it. I can't be the only person who is bothered by this.
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Round Six wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 4:30 am Every day I take the same way home from work and the sun is in my eyes. What should I do? I asked the city if they could change the direction of the road. Or at least put a cover over it. I can't be the only person who is bothered by this.
Is that the way that has the deer crossing too? Have they moved the deer crossing yet?
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Matt wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:42 am
Round Six wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 4:30 am Every day I take the same way home from work and the sun is in my eyes. What should I do? I asked the city if they could change the direction of the road. Or at least put a cover over it. I can't be the only person who is bothered by this.
Is that the way that has the deer crossing too? Have they moved the deer crossing yet?
Not that I know of. I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?
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Round Six wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 7:32 am
Matt wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:42 am
Round Six wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 4:30 am Every day I take the same way home from work and the sun is in my eyes. What should I do? I asked the city if they could change the direction of the road. Or at least put a cover over it. I can't be the only person who is bothered by this.
Is that the way that has the deer crossing too? Have they moved the deer crossing yet?
Not that I know of. I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?
I've heard they do, but you can ask for the signs to be moved. The only problem is that only the middle class are allowed to file a request, since it requires an app.
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Round Six wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 7:32 am

Not that I know of. I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?
They're deere crossings.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Bryce wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 8:31 am
Round Six wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 7:32 am

Not that I know of. I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?
They're deere crossings.
Tractors a popular mobility device there?
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Rate This wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 8:35 am
Bryce wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 8:31 am
Round Six wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 7:32 am

Not that I know of. I wonder if they have deer crossings in London?
They're deere crossings.
Tractors a popular mobility device there?
The reason they are referred to as deere crossings is because they have to cross on their way to the john. Plus Canadians spell things funny. Like Colour.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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