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Southwest Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Shooting Wife Over Sex Refusal

A 76-year-old Southwest Florida man is behind bars after allegedly shooting his wife of six months – reportedly because she refused to have sex with him.

According to the Bradenton Herald, Donald Royce and his 62-year-old wife had been arguing Saturday in their Lehigh Acres home over the fact they had not had sex since being married. Royce allegedly pulled out a gun and attempted to shoot a mattress in their home in an effort to scare her.


He missed, instead shooting her in the butt and hip.

Royce was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. As of Thursday he is still being held on $100,000 bond.

The victim, who has been with Royce for six years, is recovering at a Fort Myers hospital.
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Sout ... 82593.html
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Well that's one way to get someone in the mood.
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Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Bryce wrote:Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".
Yeah, it's depressing. :-|
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Bryce wrote:Wow...

Even in his 70's, this guy wasn't shooting "blanks".

Went off half cocked.
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She didn't realize he was still fully loaded...
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The gun he was aiming to use was his 're Peter.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Squirt gun.
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I bet he was playing "Friggin In The Riggin" by the Sex PISTOLS during this incident.

New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Cocked and locked
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His "mattress" story is full of holes.
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That marriage is shot all to hell.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Bryce wrote:That marriage is shot all to hell.
This latest incident knocked the stuffings out of it.
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Turkeytop wrote:
Bryce wrote:That marriage is shot all to hell.
This latest incident knocked the stuffings out of it.
There may be a few holes in that theory.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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He'll have to spring for a new mattress.
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