Whitmer pardons ‘Dolly Pardon’ the turkey

[Graham Wellington]

The day after celebrating her success in guaranteeing the right of women to murder their babies, Whitmer pardons a turkey from death.

https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/mi ... he-turkey/

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The day after celebrating her success in guaranteeing the right of women to murder their babies, Whitmer pardons a turkey from death.

https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/mi ... he-turkey/

Even if your post is a cheap shot... The opening clip of the turkey has the bird with it's head cocked to the side similar to what a dog does when it's trying to figure out what the hell is happening...

[Deleted User 9015]

I'd stuff Gretchen.

[TC Talks]

I'd stuff Gretchen.

I heard that about you...

[Matt]

Someone suggested Tom Gizzo - seemed inappropriate considering Tom Izzo has previously covered for rapists.

https://michiganadvance.com/2023/11/22/ ... er-pardon/

[Mega Hertz]

I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.

"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"

"So, give it to me harder"

"So, I wanna be on top"

"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"

[Deleted User 9015]

I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.

"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"

"So, give it to me harder"

"So, I wanna be on top"

"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"

Who pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.

[Mega Hertz]

I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.

"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"

"So, give it to me harder"

"So, I wanna be on top"

"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"

Who pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.

Not everyone likes baby batter in that oven, NB. Besides, I'll be in the shower before it's all out.

[Deleted User 9015]

Not everyone likes baby batter in that oven, NB.

If you really cared what they liked you wouldn't be in that oven to begin with.

Besides, I'll be in the shower before it's all out.

Let me baste your prostate bb, it won't be out until your morning constitutional.

[Matt]

I'd probably stuff Gretchen, too, but I can only imagine what it would sound like in bed.

"So, yes, go ahead and pound my ass"

"So, give it to me harder"

"So, I wanna be on top"

"So, I hope you didn't cum inside of me"

Who pulls out during anal? Just grab towels and clean up in separate bathrooms. Preferably on opposite sides of the house. Unless you like to hear the sounds of it being pushed out.

Not everyone likes baby batter in that oven, NB. Besides, I'll be in the shower before it's all out.

I'm fairly certain Whitmer is a goer.

[teetoppz28]

JFC… I leave for a relaxing golf holiday at my house in the Keys and come back to this?

Dammit! I love you guys!!

[teetoppz28]

Also, Gretchen be stretchin’ if I had the opportunity!

[Mega Hertz]

Also, Gretchen be stretchin’ if I had the opportunity!

Ooh, shit! Stretchin' Gretchen. I love it!

[audiophile]

Not sure how you'd get past the Tammy-Faye level of makeup.

[Deleted User 9015]

I'd pay money to see Jenny G. dominate Gretch. That would be beautiful. Maybe a secretary-boss roleplay. Something tells me Granholm knows her way around a strap-on.

But then Rick Snyder would wander in and ruin it.