I try be fair, but this is insanity! She and the AG have had so many scrambled messages and have taken away more freedoms than I can count.
She says no Lockdown. Three Days later, lockdown and stay 6' apart.
During lockdown she suggests going boating, and exercise. Later...no gas powered boats, because you might have to use gas pump! (suggesting we were too dumb to know how to use gloves).
Essential Businesses only. Ok so Joann's is open selling mask materials. A few days later, nope Joann you can't be open because you are non-essential! Masks aren't effective anyway. Oh wait, everyone should wear masks. You can open curbside but you better not any of those darn silk flowers or AG's gonna be on you! Meanwhile, pot dispensaries, alcohol and lotto are essential?
Home Depot outdoor garden center is open selling edible plants and seeds - Wait you need rope that off!!!
Can't hire someone to mow lawn because they might too dumb to use a gas pump - *see boats*.
Oh and you can't golf, because it's racist and you might touch someone else's balls?!?! Shut them down!
Shelter in Place is just like a snow storm! Really?
Last time we had a cold weather (-15F) she declared a state of emergency.
Oh we should good by April 13. Ooops! Need a 70 day extension.
I'm laying off state workers to save money and putting them on unemployment (so the state still to pays them, but no work gets done while the unemployment department is woefully understaffed and we need contact tracers). So Hire NEW people to do tracing and help with unemployment department. $hazam!
Governor admits 25% have filed for unemployment - highest in nation.
Oh wait, I can borrow 3 billion for roads because I can. I'll give 10% of my salary back or $15,900.
I line-item vetoed 1 billion from state budget, not because it was waste, but because I want to see them squirm!
E-cigarettes? Need executive order!
Be sure cuss in every TV Ad and tell drivers their wheels are gonna fall off and that they'll save money with 45 cent gas tax, even though she lied during debates saying a 20 cent increase was a "ridiculous" amount.
Threaten licenses of doctors who are trying to keep patients from dying.
Knee-replacements banned as non-essential, but elective abortion are essential and is life sustaining?
What did I miss? She's a Narcissist?
