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Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

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Post by Turkeytop » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:58 am

Pro Choice groups protest in front of stable in Bethlehem.


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Post by Bryce » Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:15 am

#Me Too movement protest man offering comfort from his rod and his staff.


New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.

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Post by Bryce » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:33 pm

Steve Korvette wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:34 am
Funeral Home owner says “Business is great people are just dying to get into the building”
I fail to see the biblical context here. Maybe I'm not getting it.


New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.

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Post by Deleted User 24 » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:42 pm

Bryce wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:33 pm
Steve Korvette wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:34 am
Funeral Home owner says “Business is great people are just dying to get into the building”
I fail to see the biblical context here. Maybe I'm not getting it.
You're not the one who isn't getting it.



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Moses wanders for 40 years; faulty GPS is blamed.

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Gay Pride Festival Cancelled; Many Lives Lost Due To Wildfires in Sodom and Gomorrah



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Roman currency drops across world markets after top analyst downgrades exchange rating.


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