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So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:14 pm
by Honeyman
Wonder what would happen if I used one of my dogs turds for the sample?

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:58 pm
by HD74
They'd find out you have rabies and send the guys with the nets!

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 2:22 pm
by ZenithCKLW
Reminds of Seinfeld where Elaine uses Mrs. Seinfeld's urine sample for a drug test and after the analysis, her boss tells Elaine she's menopausal, has the metabolism of a 68 year old woman, and that she may have osteoporosis.

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:30 pm
by Realist
Piece of advice from someone who has used what me and wife call “poop in a box”:

If you’ve had a lot to eat in the past 24 hours and this is your first bowel movement, DON’T USE IT. Why? They’ll do to you what they did to me - reject the sample because you gave them too much sample. After the third time of rejected samples, that won’t send another one

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:32 pm
by Mega Hertz
I sent in a sample of Neckbeard's poo, it identified me as G G.

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:18 am
by Deleted User 9015
Mega Hertz wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:32 pm
I sent in a sample of Neckbeard's poo, it identified me as G G.
I shit conservatives :8)