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Orkin Ranks 50 Rattiest Cities

https://www.myhighplains.com/news/natio ... -by-orkin/

Chicago #1, with many bullets.

Detroit #9

Grand Rapids #25

Flint #43

Most efficient way to kill rats:

Mix 1/4 Quikrete and 3/4 flour up real good. Set the bowl of mix outside next to a bowl of water. The rats eats the mix. The rat drinks the water. The rat dies of rock gut.

When I worked at a certain Burger King in Sterling Heights there was a really bad mouse problem. The problem was so bad that the GM would pay his son to go around the back of the store and stomp on the mice. Mind you, this was over 20 years ago, but yeah, gross.

Once we were eating at a KFC somewhere in Ohio. From somewhere back in the kitchen a girl screamed "A rat."

The boss yelled back to her. "It's just a squirrel."

Kentucky fried squirrel?

audiophile wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 27, 2023 6:31 am

Kentucky fried squirrel?

Or as you know it, Keys For Chastity.

Mutt wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:09 am

Or as you know it, Keys For Chastity.

I've missed something. What's the story behind your Quips from Trollville like this directed at audiophile?

Round Six wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 27, 2023 9:08 am

Mutt wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:09 am

Or as you know it, Keys For Chastity.

I've missed something. What's the story behind your Quips from Trollville like this directed at audiophile?

He has a "friend" who bribed daughters with the promise of a car for maintaining virginity.

If his friend gave two shits about her children she would invest in a divorce lawyer.