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Dumb News Headlines

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Dumb News Headlines

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Aug 23, 2023 4:13 pm

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges




One-Armed Man Applauds The Kindness of Strangers




Man Accused Of Killing Lawyer Receives A New Attorney




Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


Homeless Man Under House Arrest



Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital




No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim



Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline



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Re: Dumb News Headlines

Post by Matt » Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:47 pm

Ron Cameron
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Re: Dumb News Headlines

Post by TC Talks » Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:53 pm

:rollin
Matt wrote:
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Ron Cameron
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Re: Dumb News Headlines

Post by Turkeytop » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:29 pm

So, somebody explain the joke to me. What's the reference to Ron Cameron about?
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Re: Dumb News Headlines

Post by Mega Hertz » Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:26 pm

It would be more relevant to explain if it was 1983.
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Re: Dumb News Headlines

Post by Matt » Wed Aug 23, 2023 11:18 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:29 pm
So, somebody explain the joke to me. What's the reference to Ron Cameron about?
Some irrelevant asshole that got this board on wikipedia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Cam ... rtscaster)
Cameron's recent shows have developed a cult-like following in one of the most active discussion threads on the Michigan Radio and TV Buzzboard. Thread participants have expressed themselves through critical analysis, fact checking, satirical fiction, and song parodies.

Cameron's contract with WDTK was terminated May 1, 2023 after the usage of racial slurs the previous day's show.
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Re: Dumb News Headlines

Post by Rate This » Thu Aug 24, 2023 12:02 am

Matt wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 11:18 pm
Turkeytop wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:29 pm
So, somebody explain the joke to me. What's the reference to Ron Cameron about?
Some irrelevant asshole that got this board on wikipedia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Cam ... rtscaster)
Cameron's recent shows have developed a cult-like following in one of the most active discussion threads on the Michigan Radio and TV Buzzboard. Thread participants have expressed themselves through critical analysis, fact checking, satirical fiction, and song parodies.

Cameron's contract with WDTK was terminated May 1, 2023 after the usage of racial slurs the previous day's show.
Good lord….

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Re: Dumb News Headlines

Post by Deleted User 9015 » Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:34 am

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Re: Dumb News Headlines

Post by tapeisrolling » Thu Aug 24, 2023 8:03 pm

All time favorite from the New York Post, "Headless body found in a topless bar"

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